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Adderall CAUSES A.D.D
GentlemanTortoise
947 views
Slightly exaggerated Adderall rant. If amphetamine salts are supposed to make you focus, I suppose I should do some coke to help me sleep at night.
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Tila Tequila GOTJ2010 story w: Kermit TRUE STORY
GentlemanTortoise
235 views
Just a quick video I made to summarize what happened with me and my circus-folk friends at the Gathering of The Juggalos 2010 because it's an amusing story to me. Basically...
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KE$HA TIK TOK OFFICIAL VIDEO with parody audio... Make it viral like KESHA's vaj.
GentlemanTortoise
53,481 views
If you think KE$HA is a worthless whore that needs to be stopped before we have to endure another atrocious single from her stupid little cunt mouth... then you will LOVE t...
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Kristina Z, Doing "The Michigander Dance"
GentlemanTortoise
275 views
Drunken foolery caught on tape to show to school children at D.A.R.E lectures. Also to show future historians how Michiganders passed time during the 2nd Great Depression. ...
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BRING BACK CORDUROYS!
GentlemanTortoise
816 views
The opening announcement of my campaign to BRING BACK CORDUROY PANTS GODDAMN IT!!! (very dark and shitty quality)
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My Pussy
GentlemanTortoise
768 views
My pussy will be the subject of this video. My pussy speaks for itself.
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Are you the King of The Rabbits???- pure sillyness
GentlemanTortoise
396 views
Straight up foolery inspired by a silly voice I started doing at a Christmas party... Fuck it dude, I get real bored sometimes.
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Crippler Crossface
GentlemanTortoise
315 views
Me ranting about my theory of how Chris Benoit killed his family and how it suggests that the American media doesn't think we can handle THE TRUTH!..... or .... what I thin...
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Purple-licious
GentlemanTortoise
7,889 views
If this doesn't make you laugh, you are obviously a very bad person with a soul as black as the dim divide, and I do so dispise your existence.
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Too Young To Sodomize
GentlemanTortoise
2,039 views
Parody of "2 Late 2 Apologize" about wanting to make illegal love to Miley Cyrus and other underage starlettes.
Absolutely filthy, depraved, deplorable and downright sick,...
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