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1 day ago
NOFX - The Longest Line (Live)
NOFX - The Longest Line Live @ Bizarre Festival 1995 (Cologne/Germany)
I've Uploaded The Whole Show,
Setlist:
1. Linoleum
2. Shower Days
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Ted Leo - Dancing In The Dark - Live @ Bumbershoot 2007
This is Ted Leo from Ted Leo and the Pharmacists performing a Bruce Springsteen cover of "Dancing In The Dark" at day 3 of the 2007 Bumbershoot fes...
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1 day ago
NOFX - Murder The Government - Live at Occupy LA - 11/27/11
NOFX performing "Murder The Government" acoustically at Occupy L.A. on November 27, 2011.
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1 day ago
NOFX: OCCUPY LA(Perfect Government)
NOFX's first song of an acoustic set performed at los angeles city hall on Nov.27 2011. OCCUPY LA
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2 days ago
World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100
Nothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best -- performing surgery on the human brain.
More coverage at: http://www.onion.com
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2 days ago
Report: Some Sick Fuck Out There Now Supporting Herman Cain Because Of Sexual Assault Allegations
The U.S. offers franchising opportunities to increase revenue, Jessica Milly puts out, and Dad's new 20-year-old Thai boyfriend really sucks at Sca...
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2 days ago
Brooke Alvarez Teaches Us How To Deal With Uninformed People
According to Brooke Alvarez, the best way to deal with an uninformed person is to shame them and devastate their self-esteem.
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2 days ago
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things ...
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2 days ago
Bill Maher "Michele Bachmann Thinks God Is Talking To Her"
July 11, 2011 CNN
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3 days ago
Brian Fellow's Safari Planet - Baby cow and Red Tail Hawk
this is flipped so it wont get copyrighted
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3 days ago
brian fellow's safari planet- rabbit and mink
it's flipped so it wont get copyrighted
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3 days ago
If Jesus ran for the Republican nomination
Real Time with Bill Maher 30-09-2011
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6 days ago
NOFX - Radio Live at Lowlands
NOFX - Radio Live at Lowlands 2010
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1 week ago
My favorite Bill Mahar monologue
Bill Mahar at his best
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1 week ago
Bill Maher - America IS a Stupid Country and now there's proof
Bill Maher has said time and time again that America is a stupid country. Now he has found proof in a survey conducted using the U.S. Citizenship T...
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1 week ago
How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him
Today Now! dating expert Rebeccah Rachel shares tips for getting the attention of that cute guy who's thrusting his erection inside of you.
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1 week ago
Census Visits Providing Shut-Ins Once-A-Decade Chance For Human Interaction
On Today Now!, 87-year-old Beverly DeAngeles gives tips for trapping a census worker in your home for as long as possible.
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1 week ago
Overcome Stress By Visualizing It As A Greedy, Hook-Nosed Race Of Creatures
On Today Now!, author Christine Eckard teaches Jim and Tracy to imagine economic problems as oily, curly-haired "Grabblers."
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1 week ago
Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams?
In The Know panelists discuss whether seeing images of dead babies and bludgeoned prostitutes in our sleep is desensitizing Americans to violence.
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1 week ago
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
Honors student Rebecca Bunten died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for...
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1 week ago
Obama Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's
Obama will abandon complex policies on emissions, clean coal and refocus on achievable goals like applying deodorant daily, learning what to say wh...
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1 week ago
Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'
Suspect Alex Croft, who has a ton of black friends, planned to kill Obama because of his socialist agenda—not because of his skin color.
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2 weeks ago
Retarded Policeman #27: Panty Inspector
PLEASE TWEET THIS! http://clicktotweet.com/aaaAl
SEE THE BEHIND THE SCENES! http://youtu.be/vg2hjaxEFzo
*** CLICK "SHOW MORE" ***
Before you leave...
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2 weeks ago
Ability NB: Sarah (PX2)
This is Sarah. She is in grade 12 and trying to decide what she wants to do next year. She was kind enough to drop by the office and talk about her...
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2 weeks ago
Lowest of the Low - For The Hand Of Magdelena
From our Verge studios at the Music Mansion. XM Radio: The Verge, Channel 151 presents Lowest of the Low performing "For The Hand Of Magdelena"
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2 weeks ago
David Byrne - Nothing But Flowers (Live at Union Chapel)
David Byrne live at Union Chapel
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2 weeks ago
Jim And Tracy Put On Fat Suits To See What Life Is Really Like For Awful Fat People
Jim and Tracy go undercover in fat suits to find out how greedy, obnoxious, fat people are discriminated against by the public.
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2 weeks ago
Manic Monday Acoustic.
Colección de Ricky. "The Bangles" se formó en Los Ángeles, California en 1981, originalmente bajo el nombre de "The Supersonic Bangs", que luego se...
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2 weeks ago
Hunter S. Thompson: The Crazy Never Die (1988) - Part 1
"Hunter S. Thompson: The Crazy Never Die" is a rare documentary produced by The Mitchell Brothers, owners of the famous O'Farrell Theatre in San Fr...
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2 weeks ago
Obama Begs U.S. Not To Embarrass Him In Front Of French (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC)
In the Daily Briefing, Obama asks the nation to "be cool" while his friends Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni are in town.
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2 weeks ago
Ron Hawkins / Stephen Stanley - Letter from Bilbao
Graffiti's Bar & Grill, Kensington Market, Toronto Feb 19, 2010
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2 weeks ago
27 Men Killed in Afghanistan - ONN Autistic Reporter
The autistic reporter Michael Falk is back, reporting from Afghanistan.
Onion News Network on IFC, Tuesdays @10/9c
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2 weeks ago
ONN's Autistic Reporter
At the scene of a funeral. Heart breaking.
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2 weeks ago
Onion news: Autistic reporter covers man killed by train story
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2 weeks ago
Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
Today Now! host Jim Haggerty consoles a severely depressed zoologist on the latest Critter Corner installment.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
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2 weeks ago
Ron Hawkins with Alex McMasters on cello
Ron Hawkins at The VAuLT-Art & Music Show November 13th 2009
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2 weeks ago
Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts, talking to the high school sophomore who has become a conservative hero for refusing to learn his Spanish ...
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2 weeks ago
Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult
The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man. Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on...
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2 weeks ago
Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay
Plagued for years by swirling rumors about its sexuality, soccer has finally come out, becoming the world's first openly gay sport.
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2 weeks ago
Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile
Sex offender Michael Cote carefully engineered his rise to teen pop stardom to gain access to thousands of underage girls.
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2 weeks ago
In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?
Panelists discuss the many ways in which our educational system caters to students who try, care, are awake.
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2 weeks ago
Police Seize More Than $50 In Wire From Nation's Wealthiest Crystal Meth Dealer
Police invaded notorious meth dealer Daryl Krogen's home, seizing dozens of bicycle parts and more than ten dollars worth of stolen paint.
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3 weeks ago
Has Obama Failed To Reduce Hostility Toward Obnoxious Americans Abroad?
In The Know panelists discuss Obama's failure to repair Americans' Bush-era reputation overseas as drunken belligerent assholes vomiting on ancient...
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3 weeks ago
Excitement Growing Among Beatles Fans For Paul McCartney's Funeral
Selection of the location for Paul McCartney's funeral is generating anticipation for the mourning period following his death.
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3 weeks ago
Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall
Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized soc...
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3 weeks ago
Jim Gaffigan - Camping, waking up, and bacon
Jim Gaffigan.
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3 weeks ago
The Onion, FDA Commissioner: I Give up on you Pigs
FDA Commissioner: I Give up on you Pigs.
'America is on its own.I'm not going to hold its hand like a goddamn child anymore.'
-FDA Commissioner S...
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3 weeks ago
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put something green in their dumb mouths.
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