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@Mohrkai seriously ?. 2 months after I post something you want to challenge along and a long.

a·long/əˈlôNG/

Preposition:

Moving in a constant direction on

Either way is grammatically correct so pull your head in Internet Turtle.

@urcritic I think you've confused resembling porky pig as having character instead of looking like one.

The problem with having sex with her is she makes you sleep in the wet spot.

@discofunk3 or call it "2 ugly chicks think they have a chance with their gay friend"

Matt Lucas chasing skirt is like a dog chasing a car, if he caught one he wouldn't know what to do with it.

@SickofantiwhiteBS I'm not anti-white nor am I anti-black. You need to stop posting comments that are racially motivated under the thin veil that your protecting your race. Speaking of thin veils, it's about that time to put on your pointy little white hat, your meeting starts soon.

@Rewards1Cheats

BakaSensei2011 why is all the words backwards

krinek999 3 months ago

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krinek999 Read the description, it tells you everything. =D

MasterS7000 3 months ago

My bad, it wasn't a state-the-obvious keyboard, it was a DeLorean keyboard and you typed the words at 88 miles per ho...

@randar3 wrong. The northern polar ice cap is floating sea ice. But thanks for playing. The Southern pole is a land mass covered in ice sheeting.

@MrCoffeedrinker1000 you shouldn't follow Jesus, it annoys him and in the end he gets a little cross.

@aurora188 well there,s that and Shannon Hoon died in '95. Hard to make a second hit when your dead.

@TruthSeeker6640 Jesus Christ ?

Oh, now I get it. I always wondered what the J.C in J.C Penny was. But I'm afraid that they don't take acceptance as payment. Cash or card only.

So ...you no longer take meat into your mouth.

Yeahhhhh, I'm not buying it.

Bald eagle omelettes

Osama gets to the Pearl Gates and St Peters says to him " Bad news I'm afraid but you can't come in because of your past crimes".

"But there is some good news", he continued "God has decided to send you back to Earth as a dolphin so that you can learn how precious life truly is".

"Why a dolphin ?...

And because the word "jungle" is sanskrit meaning uncultivated land and does refer to that land as being dry. So theres a bit of QI for today :D

=getarealjobandstopfuckingaroundonyourcomputer

Phat

Jesus was the original David Blaine. He once did this magic trick with a cross and absolutely nailed it ........

As soon as I heard the Morgan Freeman voice visuals of Shawshank Redemption popped straight into my head.

@Jake520520 I love how you take the n-word and try to make yourself sound like a hard ass and just end up making yourself look like a dumb ass....

@DjanniD only if you want to see Chuck Norris get his arse handed to him.