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Hmm Rhubard and Custard....

"I like to fall on my face, I like to hurt myself, I like everything"

Putting Socrates to shame.

This wasn't invented by Rodney Mullen! It was invented by Alan "ollie" Gelfand. Mullen is the messiah of skate tricks but he can't take credit for the ollie.

@IMOLEGREGG Not strictly true! Natas and Gonz were basically feeding off each other.

They were hand in glove and Vallely was the stud knuckles.

Turn the sound right up!!!

These aren't bait, they're supper!

I'm almost 37 and 4/4.

Punk version of Evernescence? Got a good tune there, I like the title and I feel you may have tapped into a niche, Gamer punk anyone? Just feels like there's something not quite "finished" studio work probably. I'd like to know how this was recorded before offering suggestions you don't want to l...

@TheRickyp83 There are a load of good skaters pushing 40 and beyond, most of them stick to the demo tours.

h'f bodyvarial f's 540? Sheet, not bad for a ghinger. : )

Terrible, just terrible. You know how some things are so bad they're funny in a kind of perverse way? This is the antithesis of that.

Imagine if he shaved his beard and kept the tache? Awesome

@DrummaMan75 exactly! it's all about the song.

@EnricoFantini Now Fabio's quit we should start a petition

Yey I love your playing together ethos. It's sad we lose that as we age and drift into the safe haven of our homes, wary of strangers, becoming cynical etc. This is the perfect way to engage people from all backgrounds, any ability and any want of ability.

Good luck in your global domination Chip...

Very nice! I bet it took ages to find the right lump of wood.

@pirahnaking685 not worth it, anything less than a Yamaha Pacifica is going to be false economy. I'd advise saving up a bit longer.

@maygoodcometous1 What I thought works well doesn't, These are real quotes after an old bloke gets out of his depth....

"omg he's got a hairy chest, that's so gross"

After that I couldn't stick around for more.

I'm proud of my hair!

@FutureScience2012 why thank you for the confirmation and believe me i've tried, it isn't possible.

@enlightenedone676 I've been raised to pray everytime I fart for the sake of my fellow humans. One day they'll start appreciating my gas.

You cruel swine!

@Glidewell1122 Tedious aye, but it will definitely sharpen you up even if you stick to 1 tempo. Add a Metronome and you WILL be invincible.

Stop being a wuss or you'll be stuck playing pentatonics at shitty blues gigs.

"It doesn't have to be rock, any style of music. Anyone doing anything really inspired and really good was good for me to hear."

Yey I love this quote.

@tommorellorules Every morning he emerges from a hedge in a strange town, brushes off the twigs and snails and goes to work. Rock and Roll

If anyone mentions hairspray i'll get out my zippo!

OMG! I wore this video out back in 1989. Very good instructional when he finally stops pleasuring himself and starts showing you stuff.

Who the hell plays guitar in C#m?

Joey MF T that's who!

@cloudsurfer007 Families could withdraw any relative from these institutions. Where were they??

This is a fine example of how theocracy fucks up the basic human instinct.

@MotorsportsX My thoughts exactly, or he's been neutered, probably both.

"Yo, pass the bong Rex"

"MMMMRRRROOOOAAARRRR"

Bitch you crazy!

Poor thing's either drugged or mentally numb. This isn't normal lion behaviour.

@dalehusbanduk They didn't know they were gc when they formed.

OO a band... need to categorize them or else people wont know what clothes to wear to show their appreciation.

This is Tauren faeces.

Looks a bit snowy for Cooper's Hill?

he's probably late for his break, don't get between a bus driver and his bacon!

Roger, Idiots like you give cyclists a bad name.

I'm a cyclist and a bus driver and I hate ignorant road users whatever their means of transport.

Tooting the horn solves everything!

This is why religion gets ridiculed, Or should I say this is good evidence for religion being ridiculed. The mentally ill amongst us need help.

I love Cat, apparently she went to a school near me in Lichfield. A posh school, that didn't mind accents.

alroight babb???

Your pooch is either stupid or a complete narcissist.