Garon De Rothschild says, "Torrential Downpour,...

Hi there. I'm Garon De Rothschild, Torrential Downpour's new manager! I had to fight their previous manager in the swamps of Iceland to win their contract! Now, they're poised to take over the heavy metal universe, starting with the tri-state area. Every diner I can see from my helicopter is going to get swept up into the Torrential typhoon! These other metal bands think they're the metalest of all the metaly metal bands, but its not true! That's our moniker! We know all the people named Monica! Don't think you can all of sudden come into our foosball tourney and just swivel some molded plastic hu-man and that's gonna make our goalie falter! You're crazy! You've got to spin it! How are you gonna win this universal metal tourney without spinning it? Basically, Torrential is gonna take over, got it? And I don't want see any loudmouth organisms with their "complex" molecular structure gettin' in the way of Torrential Downpour's territory, got it? Get out of my way!

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