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John Watson: The Man Who Found The Airport

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Right now, as this 5-second film unspools on home computers across America, 36 dormant agents just uncontrollably dismantled their cats.

Chris Kendall Presents My Beautiful Wife.

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He's bad. He's mad. He's one cat who cant be had. He's the most untrustworthiness, scurviest, deal-makin', steal-takin' bag of bones. We're just ta...

Dear Michael: This is the 5sf Joke Approval Committee. We wanted to write to congratulate you on the acceptance of your new joke, "I shoot myself t...

It was ill-advised to begin with. But Johnny has a track record with this stuff.

Some newspaper readers are more behind the times than others.

Apple asked each Insomnia team to use three of a set of elements in their short films, among them Robin Darjeeling, dutch angles, dream sequences, ...

Not surprisingly, it's The Rachel Ray Show. You could pick out the seductive bass tones of her voice anywhere.

When Floyd faced a life sentence for aiding the mob by fronting a fake soup kitchen charity that was secretly the largest drug-running operation in...

He keeps trying to pull this monologue thing off, and his penchant for brevity keeps getting in the way.

A car thief pinky swears to his therapist not to give away the location of his BBQ chicken-filled treasure chest, but spills his daddy issues instead.

This week, join us under the sea (courtesy of @Spectre_X's suggestion), where the jokes are wetter, the comments are better and there's fresh crab ...

He was on his way to a barbecue in the park when his friends saw it happen from across the field. He tried laughing it off and changing the subject...

Nazis have and always will love gold. The taste of it, the smell of it, the texture. They love goooooooooooold.

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Armed with his trusty six-round ratchet-crank revolver, a steel-tipped fedora, and nerve gas-releasing cowboy boots, Little Ben stalked the Netherw...

A cop uses intense intimidation skills to force the coolest cactus in the world to go under cover and investigate Mobster Lobster's first date jitt...

A man is taken aback when his brahs confess to him that Weird Owl will be in a 5sf in order to help their money laundry scheme make it rain.

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They have a water park in heaven that doubles as a rainmaker for Earth, which is a fantastic tax incentive. So, that's not even actually his job.

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Marvel Studios presents in association with Paramount Pictures "Marvel's The Avengers"--the ...

basically i was bored all day and wanted to play with some audio

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Crack on wheels! I'm being so Piece Of Wrap nostalgic lately. I'm blaming russian fans for that =) So, here's a song spoof for you, POW style. I ho...

Continuation of location shooting, now for THE HOBBIT: PART 2.

New Zealand is as gorgeous as ever, even with her somewhat temperamental weather. W...

I am Jack's half-eaten mouse. I am Jack's hollowed-out oak tree.

Old interview but he's adorable in it.

We like to pretend like we're hard to fool...but we're not. The entire world has been fooled lots of times. All it takes is a good story and some c...

He has a way with words. As in, they're usually accompanied by vomit.

Jeeves' hand was a Hoppin' Jalapeno Cool Ranch with Finger-Lickin' Lemon-Lime Zest. Truly a feast for the palate, and the kind of impressive exacti...

sometimes i don't know what i do.....

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i've used clips from season 2 so...spoilers!

so this basically came about because i'm bored and on a bit of a sugar rush =)

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You know how the story goes. Boy meets girl. Boy packs up and moves to a new apartment. Boy loses girl amidst the hustle and bustle. Boy frequents ...

The show features celebrities reading children's stories.

So this one is about Martin and his dog and how they went to

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