GordonBrown

My Biography:

I am a one-eyed cunt who succeeded former PM for Life Tony Blair last year, after killing him and his family as they got home from church. I then made his way to the houses of parliament where I initiated the Parliamentary Massacre of '07, killing a record 936 MPs, along with a group of visiting school-children, in a Scottish ritual. I then mutilated and sexually assaulted the corpses before painting pentagrams and biblical verses on the walls in their blood. The ritual lasted several hours. I then climbed to the top of Big Ben, still clutching the spleen of Tony Blair, and let out a primeval roar. After ten years of waiting, contemplating, I had finally done it. I was the new king of England.

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