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Holy balls I'm a lazy ginger.

@fan977

Yeah he's not talking about ethical concerns or the increasingly unfair business practices of companies like EA. He's just whining. And the moon is made of cheese.

But I mean, I don't enjoy getting scammed so maybe I can see where he's coming from. You must like being large corporations...

Palm strike the bin to un-dent it next time, it's a lot less painful.

My god woman, eat something.

I love how, after his friend gets shot, he doesn't start wimpering and pleading for mercy. He goes "SHIT JUST GOT REAL." and kicks some ass.

That clip at 1:30...where was that filmed? I swear I've been there.

Because charging headlong into the enemy and dying in the same god damn hallway every 5 god damn seconds is much more fun. That's a response to the title without even watching the video. I dunno about PC, but on the console the players are retarded...I got it on Xbox instead of PC cuz of my frien...

@sonofgod031 Aimbots dont shoot people in the crotch and sweep off target. You wish you were clever.

I used to be alive, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

What is that song that plays when pedobear chases him?

You do realize that the Law of Biogenesis was to tell someone he was a retard for thinking that leaving meat out overnight, and maggots appearing in the morning meant that the meat spawned the maggots, right? No, of course not.,

Scientific Laws are not set in stone. Laws are merely theories that...

You realize a mutation is new information, right? There is no Law of Conservation of Information. Essentially what you're saying is that you have not had near enough education to understand it, therefore it is false. "It doesn't make any sense." is not a logical argument.

@jpgrygus Sticking 'scientific' on the front of your practice doesn't make it so.

I have evidence that air exists in that I'm not dead.

All those 6th senses and Mother's intuition and stuff - That's called instinct. It's managed by a part of your brain that you don't have access to, because it's responsible for keeping your happy ass alive. Walking a different way and not get...

Sorry, if you want to be specific, the asexually-reproducing microorganisms came first.

Way to let the werewolf eat the guy...is that scripted? cuz it looked like you had a bead on it and didnt shoot for a while there.

Jesus christ why don't you knock some more shit off that building hahaha

@Drummaniac17

At least he had enough sense to point it at the ground

Just needs a little duck tape

@CallumPK

No, an hero saved him.

@MuzikJunkyAES

Boot Camp is a massive pile of shit.

You guys are hilarious.

Btw, 3:26 Surprise Buttsex

@CacaLauncher23

Well, in all likelihood, at some point a Russian and a Nazi got in a hand-to-hand fight during the Nazi invasion of Russia. Especially knowing Russia's habit of supplying...some...soldiers with guns.

@bikizuzu

You are so right, that other woman just kind of gave it love taps, really. I mean, Chloe tapped it too, but still it was harder, and she didnt shake around as much, just went a little bit forward.

@hokkaidonsr

Please, show us your degree in engineering where you draw all of this knowledge from.

Good job, you have successfully lifted your truck like a douchebag. No actual clearance increase, you put douchey flames on it, and when it does something extremely basic, it fucks up. I've seen economy cars take harder jumps than that.

@ThePantyDroper

Um ur truck suks becuz i sed so and its lame and chevies or whatever r so much bettar cuz urs sucks cuz its ford cuz it sucks

Like that?

@ThatCheetosGuy79

I hope so, only thing of any value in this video.

Ew, mustang.

I feel like someone took TKD

@michaelm0522

For anyone who is wondering, its also just 4000 Kelvin...but I'll allow it because it's portal.

SEEMS LEGIT

@yowyOw69

Bas would fuck steven up, bad. Bas isn't allowed to fight because he kicks so hard he doesn't have cartilage in his knees. He hits like a fucking train wreck.

@suppersej

...why? This kid is both athletic and creative in his finding things to climb around on.

@Scotty2asian

Actually, you're fucking annoying and he is fucking hilarious. Plus, its for his kids...but no really I think he's hilarious.

@SirCharlieSan

I notice he's bounding in the beginning of the video, isn't that a TKD thing or did JKD adopt that as well?

@UniverseOffspring It's a potato

Please be sure to keep arms and legs inside the offroad vehicle at all times. Thank you.

Is that...a spare on the left back?