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These are the kind of muts they were talking about in that doco "Life after humans" that wouldn't survive more than a few days without their owners... Useless animals really, absolutely no sense of self preservation..

That wifebeater wearing wanker represents about 2/3 of the United Kingdom right about now...

I bet if they sold this in Australia it'd retail for about $300

"I know what YOU'RE thinking" All those Adobe After Effects skills and no grammar skills...

What aircraft is this?

@MsScruffy4 Too many of these little Yankee Doodles have been playing too much Just Cause 2 and GTA 4 where you can jump from near the troposphere and hit the water and survive..LOL

@TwistedFuture206 At 10,000ft exit, more like 30 seconds mate..lol

@jaymeeface Hey, get on your iPad and see if you can visit beatport dot com.. Oh that's right, no flash player.. So basically, about half of the world's websites aren't loadable to your shitty iToy.. Your King is dead and his backward, thieving ideology will die a slow death with him..

@101andrewj Yes, but not out the back of a Cessna Caravan - probably out the back of a Hercules at over 30,000ft after the loading bay was pressurized.. The oxygen is used for two reasons, 1) Because it takes longer than what most people can hold their breath to reach a breathable altitude and 2)...

@laptopwebcammann What is the name of the original track? The synth sample is making my brain hurt with trying to remember..haha

Australia's skydiving answer to Steve Irwin - RIP you Aussie legends!!

Australia's skydiving answer to Steve Irwin - RIP you Aussie legends!!

Australia's skydiving answer to Steve Irwin - RIP you Aussie legend!!

Australia's skydiving answer to Steve Irwin - RIP you Aussie legend!!

@FunkteonRecordings And therefore there isn't enough friction in the air..

@arsenalprasa Skydivers don't jump from turbine jet engined aircraft - ever - period.. They travel too fast and opening the door (if that was even possible with the pressure difference) would cause havoc in the aircraft..

6v Lantern batteries in Australia are around $14 - yet more proof that Australia rips the balls off your wallet.. Another random fact, every iPhone released cost almost $1000.. I think I'm going to make a video on this shit..

I feel sorry for the anyone being tailed by the camera guy/s - He/she'd be a dead giveaway of location..

I'm surprised they still sell Potassium Nitrate to civilians since 9/11

Funny that Apple are inferring that they manufacture the batteries.. Pffff, it's been years since Apple actually manufactured anything they sold..

Why do they keep calling these video's HALO jumps.. High Altitude Low Open, yet these people are always opening their chute at an altitude that can be detected by radar..

Solution, dump the bump keys and buy an electric pick gun.. Pick 99% of locks with that gun and a torsion wrench...

@SLProductions2010 "late" not 'laid'

@LiftingPeanuts Delay, reverb, filters and a sprinkling of creativity..

Where were you on this one Apple? Owned by Samsung yet again huh...

@dynamitekid187 Come back to this vid when your Home button no longer works, your apps open then close immediately and your general hardware (Mic, speaker for ear etc) just starts to fail.. Come back to this vid when you're about to throw your iShit against the wall because you got about 8hrs of ...

1) The complex combination of materials that bank issued credit cards are made of requires a $250,000 piece of machinery to replicate..

2) The EFTPOS terminals in shops and the card reading technology in ATM's would never except one of those blank white rewritable cards commonly sold on the inte...

Watching these video's are funny because they all give the impression that Ibiza is 80% filled with hot girls.. When in reality most of the clubs (other than Pacha) are a sweaty sausage fest..lol

Watching these video's are funny because they all give the impression that Ibiza is 80% filled with hot girls.. When in reality most of the clubs (other than Pacha) are a sweaty sausage fest..lol

Watching these video's are funny because they all give the impression that Ibiza is 80% filled with hot girls.. When in reality most of the clubs (other than Pacha) are a sweaty sausage fest..lol

This was not broadcast, someone from the station just decided to release some pre-footage as a piss-take on the girl..

If you're in Thailand and it looks too good to be true, it probably is...

Hahahaha, Australian ingenuity.. We have all the money we want and we're still stealing stuff, which is how we got to this place 200 years ago..Haha

@circusboy90210 Notice they said "plug-in hybrid version" when speaking about miles per gallon.. Hybrid means fuel + electric assist (at lower speeds) Please listen before you comment in future..

This is why I prefer to go to Europe over America - so I don't have to deal with femoles like this...

Typical silly little non-Japanese Asians having bad taste.. When the Japs mod a car it looks amazing, when a Sth East Asian mods a car it looks like it got puked on... KL is full of horrid examples of ostentatious atrocities like this.. This is what happens when "moist" Asians have too much money..