Save the world, kill yourself...

SORRY GUYS!!! MY ENGLISH IS R E A L L Y BAD!

The Evolution theory: In the beginning we were all fish swimming in the sea. Then a couple fish had a retard baby, and because it was different, it got to live. The retard fish went on making more and more retard babies. One day one of the retard baby fish crawled outta the ocean with its mutant fish hands and had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made a retard frog squirrel. This retard frog squirrel then had butt sex with a monkey, and that retard monkey fish frog had sex with another monkey, and that made you. So here you go - you are the retarded offspring of five monkeys having a butt sex with a retarded fish frog squirrel. Congratulations!!

I HATE my life today more than yesturday, but less than tomorrow.. xD Yeah God loves me! I'm sure about it! ^^

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