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Name:
Jason
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Age:
24
Joined:
Sep 13, 2009
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Sometime I do stuff.
About Me:
Hometown:
Bumphuk Nowhere
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Jobless right now, but that's all part of my 5 year plan. I figure I'll be poor now to get it out of the way, then I'll work real hard, pay my dues, and win the lottery in 2014. Then I'll finally be rich enough to hire assassins to take out those oil executives, the wall street assholes responsible for raping the world's economy, Dick Cheney (never forget), and that creepy old guy from the Six Flags commercials. Five years. Just wait America. I promise things will get better.
Companies:
Didn't you just read the last section? I don't have a job fuck-nuts!
Schools:
School of Hard Knocks motherfucker... also I'm currently attending college.
Interests:
Stalking women who friend me over the internet and murdering them. Lucky for me, they never check my profile.
Movies:
Instead of listing movies, here are some fun quotes:----- "I dream of a day when all chickens everywhere can cross the road at their own leisure without having their motives called into question." ----- "I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex." ----- "Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you." ----- "I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend." ----- "Idea for college game: Watch FOX News and drink every time you hear a rhetorical fallacy." ----- "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." ----- "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer."
Music:
If I ever meet Soulja Boy, I'm going to kick him in the balls as hard as I can so he can never foul the earth with the seed of his being ever again. Just wanted to get that off my chest.
Books:
Mental Retardation for Dummies, Chicken Soup for the Illiterate Soul.
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Channel Comments
This gets quote of the year status...
"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."