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About Frog Dwarfman

Welcome to the wacky world of Frog Dwarfman. Episodes coming very soon.

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Feb 24, 2008

Date Joined

Feb 24, 2008

About this user

Greetings. I am Frog Dwarfman. Usually I am a frog/dwarf of few words, however I am not adverse to the quill and scroll so I will introduce myself here.

I work as a car insurance salesfrog/dwarf even though it is a rather unsatisfying job. You see my dear friends, the problem is not the job but rather the customers.

They seek insurance from me and I always pay the tab. And yet the looks on their faces when I pay them are always the most despicable I have cared to witness in my days.

I Frog Dwarfman, pay them with finest loaves of bread known to (frog)mankind but are they appreciative? Are they satisfied? The answer my friends is no, no they are not! They are anything but! Ranting and raving with bread flying everywhere. Such a waste of precious loaves! But what is a frog/dwarf to do?

Alas I still arrive at my place of business on time day after day knowing that I am doing my part for this dark world.

I do however make a spare penny or two on the Wall Street stock exchange. If you are interested ask me and I can put you onto a great broker, my close associate Dave. He is fantastic at what he does, but alas, his fashion sense leaves a little to be desired. And a small tip for those listening, a sure fire investment is and has always been in toast.

Apart from that my life is rather uninteresting, except I suppose whenever I receive a visit from another associate of mine, The Intergalatic Yak.

As I'm sure you already know The Intergalatic Yak is a renowned astronaut who travels space fighting evil for the good of the planet and so on. He is however, and this is just between you and me, rather underqualified for his job. Often I have pulled him from the grasp of certain death by the fingertips of his Swiss Army Hand! And why an astronaut yak needs roller skates is quite beyond me.

But i digress! My intention was to tell you of the life of a car insurance salesfrog/dwarf and I do believe I have succeeded with few admissions. Until we speak again farewell.

Age

Country

Australia

Occupation

Car Insurance Salesfrogdwarf

Interests

Toast, loafs, crust, investments, car insurance, wall street, space travel.

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