About this user
Don't believe my name? Good, because it's not my real one. And no, I won't tell you.
I like pancakes, ducks, evil rabbits, and happy kittens. I dislike...everything else. Including you.
Age
17
Hometown
It doesn't exist. I'm a figment of your imagination.
Country
United States
Occupation
I get paid to annoy people. Would that be Proffessional Pest or Annoyance Mercenary?
Companies
ME. And sometimes South Dakota. But usually ME.
Schools
Winston's Preparatory School For Future Sith Lords and various assorted multi-colored garbagemen.
Interests
Playing with my cat and bothering you.