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PROUDLY diagnosed with OJSD
(Obsessive Jordan Staal Disorder)

Twilight Family:
Edward-MrsJacobEmmett4eva
Bella-iluvpoketaylor
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Esme-
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Leah- Vampire10999
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Victoria-mariachryss
Laurent-
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i def. have ocd!!!!!
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You say Pink,
I say black!
You say the Harry Potter series,
I say the Twilight series!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Cullen brothers are HOTTER!
You say Miley Cyrus,
I say Haley Williams!
You say Romeo and Juliet,
I say Edward and Bella!
You say Werewolves,
I say Vampires!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Edward 4 ever!
You say you hate Twilight,
I say I hate YOU!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF U HAVE EVER:
-pushed a door that said pull
-tripped going up the stairs
-ever seen a movie or show so many times u can quote parts of it at random moments
-ever had the illusion that u r drunk, but u r not, ure just crazy
Because I know what the Twilighters know
FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents dad/mom
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: You cant get rid of
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock the crap outa them.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will ask if you okay when you fall down
REAl FRiENDS: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupiditiy
FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh when you laugh for no reason
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh when they find it funny
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did
♥~The Twilight Oath~♥
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I am out of town
I promise to obey the traffic law
For charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with Remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my Obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!
Kings of Leon Promise:
I promise not to forget this awesome band and to love all there songs and never ever pick anything over them in music!!!

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