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Himeko's "pitter-patter" monologue is so cute!

I'd sure love to know how you can do a review of "Ship In A Bottle" without doing one on "Elementary Dear Data" first.

My soundtrack album keeps track of the various themes in this overture - it starts with the so-called "Savage" theme at 0:16, then shifts over to the "Quest" theme at 0:39, and then the "Arabia" theme at 2:42. After listening for a while, I noticed that at 4:01 all three of those themes are playe...

Need to update the map to show South Sudan.

I always thought this theme was a little too upbeat for such a diabolical villain. Personally, I think "Ave Satani" from "The Omen" would be much better.

That guy doesn't even look like Ferguson.

I'm a white boy who's attracted to asian girls. So I tried the finger-pointing thing Andrew used at 8:34 . . . it didn't work.

I think she really likes Hello Kitty . . .

"A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, and the rest he can put away in the lumber-room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it." - Sherlock Holmes. Although he's an Englishman, Holmes's observation is the best commentary I've ...

5:34 Poor Kurumi - even the overhead spotlight thinks she's plain.

It figures, I see Kurumi in the first episode, think she's the hottest anime babe I've ever seen, and of course everyone starts calling her plain and boring. I didn't think my tastes were that out of the norm, but . . .

"Maybe the problem is not other people's words - it's your mind." That's how I respond whenever I say something legitimate that other people assume has some wierd sexual connotation. Thanks Uncle Jay!

Well, the satellite theory has two problems:

1. Satellites have no internal light source - they reflect light from the sun. The paper said it happened around 8:30, so that's possible, but the light should be yellow, not red.

2. An orbiting object must move very fast or the orbit will decay and ...

I was 8 years old when I first watched this, and for years later I had a hard time sleeping at night. The thing that scared me the most was the moment when we see Matthews looking at the front cover to "Intruders". That particular picture of an alien is still, to my mind, the scariest I've ever s...

:17 Ugh - I'm going to have a seizure.

I see that Dr. Silberman from the Terminator series survived the Judgment Day atomic holocaust, but was mutated into a multi-dimensional being with uber-powers who decided to call himself Nagilum (actor Earl Boen plays both characters). Now that I've said it, it must be canon!

Moral of the story: when you're in a gunfight, don't stand with your back to a freshly dug grave. Poetic justice demands you end up in it.

Lol, I remember playing a game with a friend who said, "I'll use my Klingon warrior instincts to defeat you!" I replied, "They sent three measly warships to fire photon torpedos at a space cloud more than 12 billion kilometers across. Just how battle-savvy do you think they are?"

Cigarettes? Going with a guy into a hotel?

Akira has some issues. Serious issues.

No doubt inspired by The French Connection.

@confusedmatthew Just out of curiosity, in the movie Glory did you have the same impression regarding the Irish seargent who told the character Thomas to "stab me" with his bayonet? I don't disagree with you on this, in fact I thought that the Irish seargent was being unfair to Thomas for the sam...

Beware of pausing at 4:22, especially if there is anyone in your house you don't want to have to explain those subtitles to . . .