Ｍ ｏｓｔpeople on here are about as unoriginal and generic as mainstream music (and from my point of view, have converted this place into the mecca and very epitome of mediocracy). But I tilt towards more of the alternative type, so let's take a refreshing break from the mainstream a while, shall we? My name is Ethan Alexander Styles. Typically, this is where I would begin listing shallow characteristics of my so-called personality (as if you could somehow, by any means, familiarize yourself with my inner being through a few quickly typed, poorly thought-out paragraphs). But as I'm sure you've already deciphered, I'm anything but typical (typical male norm on here being: arrogant, brooding, shallow, dark, and a complete asshole; a Damon Salvatore-esque individual, if you will).

Ｉwas too young to taste the pleasures of my birth place (Canada), as I became a rebellious idealist and, very early on, developed an aesthetic taste, averse to the ostentatious signaling of wealth, allergic to this damned world's culture's overt pursuit of luxury and its obsession with all things superficial and monetary. I'm more intrigued with the intricacies of philosophy and theory, and because of this, I tend to excessively ponder over matters (one of my many idiosyncracies, I must admit) that less interested individuals give not a second thought (and most likely, are uncapable of comprehending). If you are willing to withstand my curious, complex, and increasingly recursive questions, it is a great pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Ａｓ we've already gotten through the most important item (and consequentially, you have discovered I refuse to disclose any specific details), let us saunter on over to the second: my status in the category of amorous affairs. It may please (or displease) you to know that I have found her. Who? Kaylena. My ethos was shaped the very second I met this intriguing intellectual. To this day and moment, I still recall our first pleasant encounter. The combination of elegance, beauty, and rarity was exhilarating (and still is).