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I'm speechless. Seriously... should it be "Darth Brooks" or "Garth Vader"?

I used to get my kicks on Route 66 until I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be a girl watcher, but I took an arrow in the knee

McCaskill takes the airplane because she took an arrow in the knee.

(Just kidding, it's because she's being greedy.)

I used to love Justin Bieber, but I took an arrow in the knee.

For many years I was a Democrat, but I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to be a mining engineer like Hoover, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Rick Perry: "Let me tell you 'bout the way she looked, the way she'd act, and um... what's the third one?"

4:40 What is Gunther's ringtone? Sounds like "America" by Neil Diamond.

Bush (George) vs. Bush (Dukakis' eyebrows), with the punchline - Dan Quayle - at 0:17.

Cartman: "Pujols signed with the Angels."

Kenny: (cries)

Stan: "Don't worry Kenny, we have Freese."

Kyle: "Yeah, fuck Pujols. He's not worth 250 mil anyway."

She's getting some penis and Cracker Jacks.

Jerome Kern and Otto Harbach were present when this happened. Then, they went back to 1933 to record "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes".

Stan and Kyle are hugging, and Jimmy is crying, because they don't know what to do with a giant orange hair dryer.

@DuchessAliana The GOP establishment would be more likely to give a platypus the nom than Ron Paul, so that's a cool idea.

@TweekLover Actually, Pip should shut up. That annoying little French twit.

Shut up, Pip.

I knew she had an ice cold cunt, but where did the light come from? Is that supposed to somehow be enlightening?

This was the day Herman Cain watched the Price is Right.

I understood the part where Cartman sings about Herman Cain's tax plan.