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~~~~parodies of religion~~~~
New theistic religion.
Atheists, if the earth is 4.5 billion years old, why is it 2011?! (ignore common sense)
If evolution is true why a human don't give birth to monkey? (even though, this would disprove completely evolution)
if we came from monkeys why are there still monkeys? (even though we didn't come from modern monkeys)
Do you really trust radioactive measurements?! bah, Carbon-14 is inaccurate!
[ignore the fact that it's not what scientist prefer to use and ignore the fact that there are more ways to measure the age of the earth like
argon-argon (AR-AR),
fission track dating helium (He-He),
iodine-xenon (I-Xe),
lanthanum-barium (La-Ba),
lead-lead (Pb-Pb),
lutetium-hafnium (Lu-Hf) ,
neon-neon (Ne-Ne),
optically stimulated luminescence,
potassium-argon (K-Ar),
rhenium-osmium (Re-Os),
rubidium-stronium (Rb-Sr)
samarium-neodymium (Sm-Nd),
uranium-lead (U-Pb),
uranium-lead-helium (U-Pb-He),
uranium-thorium (U-Th) radiocarbon dating]
What caused the big bang eh atheist?! HA YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S A TOTAL PROVE OF GOD (me, The FSM) AND IT TOTALLY DISPROVE EVOLUTION AND EVERYTHING THAT SCIENTISTS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT.
Bah, you atheist are ignorant, always try to prevent us from involving cosmology when we are talking about biology and evolution.
How about morality eh?! do you think evolution can explain it?! (try to deny the answer yes, thank you) As a theist, I walk on the streets and always keep in head "THOU SHALT NOT KILL THOU SHALT NOT KILL!!" so I wouldn't kill. When someone passes near me I freak out and scream "THOU SHALT NOT KILL THOU SHALT NOT KILL!!!!"
Irreducible complexity is a total proof of god (The FSM) because well, we are to ignorant to open a book and learn HOW irreducible complexity is actually reducible, so god (me, the FSM) did it!
New information cannot be added to the genome!!!! (ignore Frameshift Mutation)
If you want to prove that I exist, simply open my holy book and quote "The FSM is the one true god", it will totally PWN the atheist!
Can't understand something? simple! be closed minded as we are, and claim some magical being did it (Me).
Science is wrong! it always change it's mind! (ignore that this imply only during a progress of a discovery)
ATHEISM IS A RELIGION!(*^y!$$!(*!$
After all, if atheism isn't a religion then why our disbelief in Allah is a religion? HUH? yea.
You atheist will die for atheism (even though there is actually no faith in atheism because it's based on a disbelief, so they will die for their disbelief)
Hitler was an atheist!!! (ignore this quote from Mein Kampf "I am now as before a Catholic and will always remain so")
Hometown
Well actually I am eternal so I was never born and have no hometown
Occupation
I love my children, but I cannot forgive them for eating a meat ball from my garden. For the same reason I send them to hell for eternal suffering. But I won't send them if they will accept my son aka myself, if they won't do that I will send them to hell (even through I don't want to)
Schools
Oh yea, believe me I like schools and teach nonsense along with evolution
Interests
Teaching young children nonsense. "Start children off on the way they should go, and even when they are old they will not turn from it." Proverbs 22:6
