Michael Jingleman Jackson sells out and wants to sell you everything. Accompanied by the tune of "I'm Your Boogie Man" by KC and the Sunshine Band, Michael sings, "I'm still the king. I'm your jingle man, I'll sell anything." He goes on to pitch variations of KFC, M&Ms, Oscar Mayer Weiners, and Verizon, just to name a few. Wacko Jacko's alleged pedophilia as each product he promotes takes a perverted twist. (less info)