Song For Sally - Flight of the Conchords

Bret:
Sally, I love you
Jemaine:
Sally, I love you
Bret:
Sally, I need you
Jemaine:
Sally, I need you, too
Both:
I need to be with you
Bret:
But I don't just love and need you
I love and need and want you, too
Jemaine:
I don't just love and need you
I love and need and want you, too, too
Bret:
Yeah, well I love and need and want you, too, too, too
Jemaine:
That's too many- That's just ridiculous
Oh, you could be with me
Bret:
Or you could be with me
Jemaine:
If you wanted to be
Bret:
If you wanted to be with me
Jemaine:
Or me
The only thing stopping you from being with me
Is that you don't want to be with me
Bret:
It's the same with me
Except with me
Jemaine:
But if you did I'd hold you tight
into every single night
And we'd fall asleep together
And we'd wake up in the sunlight
Well, maybe I'm a dreamer
But maybe one day you'll see
That dreams are-
Bret:
Yeah, yeah
She gets it
Stop cockblocking me
'Cause who knows what makes love stop or start
I can't help but think that now you're engaged we're drifting apart
And who am I to say that love will last?
It won't or it will
But maybe Mark will be involved in an accident
And you'll get a life insurance payment of half a mil
It's not about the money, but it could set us up financially
If you came back to me
Jemaine:
Or me.
Bret:
Sally, I wrote this song to tell you know much I love you
Quite a lot, actually
Even sometimes more than my current girlfriend
I love you so much
I love you, sometimes, even more than my current girlfriend
Jemaine:
Sally, I co-wrote this song to tell you how much I love you
It's quite a lot, actually
Well, he's said basically just the same thing
I think he's been looking over at my bit of paper
Except with the girlfriend bit
Bret:
Ooh, I love you
Jemaine:
I love you you you you
Bret:
Ooh, and I need you
Jemaine:
I need you you you you you you you you
Bret:
I need to be with you
Jemaine:
Ditto that
Bret:
'Cause you and me, we were meant to be
Jemaine:
Bret's got a girlfriend
Bret:
But Sally and me, we were meant to be
Jemaine:
Bret, you've got a girlfriend
Bret:
Yeah well, I'd break it off with her if I knew Sally wanted to be with me
Jemaine:
Just so you know Sally, unlike Bret I'm available immediately
Bret:
Sally, I love you (less info)