You say MTV, I say CMT
You Say Funniest Home Videos, I say Top 20 Redneck Moments
You say Zac Efron, I say Tim McGraw
You say Jonas Brothers, I say Sugarland
You say High School Musical, I say Talladega Nights
You say misery, I say happiness
You say arteficial leather, I say tanned hides
You say Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, I say Taylor Swift
You say Telia Tequilla, I say Reba McEntire
You say Playboy, I say Bible
You say Paris Hilton, I say Jennifer Antison
You say Romance, I say Comedy
You say America's Next Top Model, I say Nashville Star
You say Hogan Knows Best, I say Country Fried Home Videos
You say Armani Suit, I say Wrangler Jeans
You say pop/rap, I say Country
You say I Love Money, I say Dr.Phil
You say looking perfect,I say sweat and mud
You say A&F, I say Walmart
You say Corvette, I say F-150
You say I'm weird, I say I'm redneck
My theme song is Angry American.
Jesus died for our sins and American Soldiers die for our freedom.
You say MTV, I say CMT
You Say Funniest Home Videos, I say Top 20 Redneck Moments
You say Zac Efron, I say Tim McGraw
You say Jonas Brothers, I say Sugarland
You say High School Musical, I say Talladega Nights
You say misery, I say happiness...