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Name:
King of Whores
Channel Views:
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Style:
Asian
Age:
89
Joined:
Nov 26, 2010
Latest Activity:
2 days ago
Subscribers:
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Website:
Moustache Cash Stash.
Conclusive scientific evidence proves that emos are more hated than niggers and Jews combined. That's saying something.
Conclusive scientific evidence proves that emos are more hated than niggers and Jews combined. That's saying something.
About Me:
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
Influences:
No shit it's me. I love me. I will make babies with myself.
Hometown:
Imagination land
Country:
Isle of Man
Occupation:
Pleasing myself with sandpaper.
Companies:
Terrorist incorporated
Schools:
Hell University.
Interests:
Pinecones, Sex, Masturbating with pinecones, and eating money I shit out my ass.
Movies:
Battletoads of the Caribbean, Saving Private Battletoad, Mission Impossible: Battletoad Protocol, Awesomeman: The Dark Battletoad, Battletoad on a ledge, Star Wars - The Phantom Battletoad, Captain Battletoad - The 1st Non Avenger.
Music:
The sound of vaginas being fingered and lulz.
Books:
Suicide for dummys
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