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I absolutely lost it when Simon finally went "...cocoa pops!"

"Feedback? Here's your feedback. Your lava ceiling was bullshit!"

I've got to agree this song reminds me of being young. I listened to these guys so much when I was going through school.

Oh man I dawww'd so hard when he got to the "then...you arrived..." part.

"That picture is in every pub in England". Guys, the rest of the world thinks we all live in some kind of upsidedown bizzaroland enough as it is.

Also I love how Moira basically sounds like a female Craig Charles.

I love how, in the related videoes, "How To Approach A Woman" is just below "30 Ways To Kill A Hooker".

Really good recap but I would have included the fact that Israphel was John's son too.

I know the whole thing is staged but I like to believe the one responsible for the trap was watching this and burst out laughing when Simon tripped it.

@antediluvianer Haha. I don't think you should be thinking too deeply into the biblical side of it to be honest. "Officially" the 4 horsemen are supposed to be War, Death, Pestilence and Famine but I guess they decided those last 2 were too boring so they replaced them. If they're going to change...

So it's kind of like Halo: Reach but with transformers. We all know we're fucked, it's about making the enemy pay for every inch.

Also, anyone else notice how the song says "The hands of the many conjoin as one" just as the Decepticons are combining into whatshisface? Nice touch.

I don't expect a masterpiece when I watch a Resi movie. I just expect to see Jovovich flip around and shoot things. Haven't been all that disappointed so far.

How did he get ahold of the store's security camera footage?

Whoever said the french are cowards was clearly talking out of their arse.

It's odd how cutting off Egoraptor's speech a second before he actually stops talking makes it that much funnier. How does that work?

I was surprised there was no big daddy skin for him. Wasted opportunity.

I love how whenever anyone falls over in RvB they spaz the fuck out while doing so.

NONSENSE. THIS IS THE IMPERIUM WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. NO JOY ALLOWED. FIREWORKS ARE HERESY.

At 1:13 he's thinking "...man, you Adeptus Mechanicus fellas are creepy".

I miss the Tallarns. I guess the Cadians are just more popular.

Why Khorne? Why is it ALWAYS Khorne? The other Chaos gods must be pissed he gets so much publicity.

Pretty good stuff for a game made roughly a million years ago.

I make no claims to be a fan of the SPESS MAHREENS but "I know you now..." is a pretty cool line to end a game on.

Taldeer is actually a SORT OF nice farseer. Compared to others in the DoW series anyway.

I think Adrastia's voice is awesome. It's better than the usual high-pitched cutesy/sultry voice we usually get for characters like this at least.

I think I just grew a pair of ovaries.

I'm actually dying right now.

I can just see that Karthus player now licking his lips and twiddling his fingers over his R key.

Wow. People really don't get the point of the video? So does that mean they're stupid or I just have a dirty mind?

"OH MY GENTLE DICKCREAM"

The next time I turn a corner and see Tyrndamere coming at me I'll use that one.

Holy shit. That is all.

So what does the red buff sound like?

"COME AND GET ME, MOTHERFUCKER!"

I love how Wash shot both Lopez and Donut because they asked him what he was doing yet he puts up with Sarge's bickering for much longer.

You can...screw Nevada. Mess with Maine. Leave Hawaii in a puddle of pain. You can beat Virginia until she's down on the floor but if you fuck with Tex you'll be on your knees for sure.

Motherfucker.

Despite how easy Tex made it looking messing with Maine is still kind of a bad idea.

I liked C.T

@rosserm11 The only reason I feel sorry for Grif is because he's basically me.

And so Alpha-Church dies. Sad day.

Great. Here come the Black Templars. The Emperor's buzzkillers.

Every 40k game had some Chaos guy trying to ascend to daemonhood but they always end up getting killed anyway. I don't understand why becoming a daemon is such an incentive the way they get beaten down so easily.