I'm a genius, among geniuses of geniuses and I'm better than you at everything. Better in martial arts, social sciences, natural sciences, maths, art, and music. I can literary master an instrument you've spent your entire life playing better than you in less than a week.

I study International Baccalaureate and have all A:s, more importantly I have 40.0 which among all straight A students in the world studying International Baccalaureate is a 2% occurrence.

What's that? Grades aren't an accurate measuring stick for intelligence? Is that what you tell yourself every night before falling asleep?

I get good grades I'm satisfied with because I'm smart. You don't because you're a retard with an ego that doesn't match your intelligence--or lack thereof.

And when you zit-covered retards play Skyrim on the weekends I'm out getting pussy. And you'd be amazed of how fast I can make a girl I've just met follow me for the rest of the night in a club. But yeah, kids, enjoy your in-game marriages. Pfffthahahahaha!

Your parents lied to you. You're not special, just stupid, and the only reason for your prolonged existence is pity.

I'm here to teach you Internet tough guys and pseudo-intellectuals just that.