Chad Rook is Dr. Bill Kenstein, who wants to tell you the truth about Apples. Simply put - fuck Apples! Oranges are Chocolate Milk to Apple's Sour Milk. Oranges are what give you Vitamin C, and they have citris and flavourful goodness, not bland pulp and a putrid core, and Negative Calories, I mean, come on! If you you were sick, would you eat a bunch of friggin apples, or juice 6 oranges, have some crackers and peanut butter, some orange slices, some wedges of fine cheeses, smoke a big fatty and watch Oprah? (less info)