Don't Mess With The Best

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Theme Song: Confusion, New Order (remix)

Height: 6'2
Weight: 180 lbs.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
First Appearance: Tomb of Dracula Vol. 1 #10 (1973)

I'm very good in martial arts, and I have a man that makes all the weapons for me. His name is Whistler. The vampire who bit my mother was named Deacon Frost. Later, vampires came to me for help, and together, we fought a bigger terror. Then, I teamed up with Whister's daughter and Hannibal King to defeat Dracula.

100 Reasons why Harry Potter owns Twilight!
1. Harry Potter didn't destroy the name of wizards. Twilight didn't JUST destroy the name of vampires, it also destroyed the name of werewolves.
2. Harry Potter actually has video games so kids can "live" it. Twilight doesn't.
3. The only reason SOME twilight fans like twilight at all is because they think Edward/Jacob is hot.
4. Twilight should praise Harry Potter, because it made Robert Pattinson's career!
5. Twilight is so bad, that Robert doesn't even like his career acting as Edward.
6. No boy has his shirt on in New Moon. What the hell?
7. Sparking vampires. What the hell? Is this a light show or a vampire wanna-be story?
8. All of Harry Potter movies made it on the list of 50 top-grossing films of all time. New Moon barely made it at #46.
9. Harry Potter actually has a theme song.
10. Potter Puppet Pals exists. Not Twilight Puppet Pals.
11. Breaking Dawn's plot doesn't fucking qualify as logic.
12. Twilight will only have 4 books. Harry Potter has 7...unless they decide to do a Harry Potter Jr. series.
13. Men who like Twilight are labeled as homosexuals.
14. New Moon got beaten by Up in box office.
15. New Moon got beaten by 2012 in box office.
16. Edward is a dork. Harry is awesome.
17. Harry Potter actually has friends.
18. Twilight sucks. Don't ask if I've read it because I already know what happens.
19. Twilight is the reason why men can't get a girlfriend.
20. Edward's emo. Harry is sad for good reasons: His scar always burns, his parents are dead, etc. etc.
21. New Moon movie made $628,124,129. The Sorcerer's Stone movie made $974,733,550. Twilight got pwned.
22. I have the balls to draw a mustache on Edward and Bella. I don't have the balls to draw a mustache on Harry.
23. I drew a mustache on Edward's face without remorse at all.
24. Twilight isn't scary. Harry Potter can be.
25. The only resturant that supports Twilight is actually Burger King.
26. Bella's an emo.
27. Plot of Eclipse: Edward and Bella stare at each other.
28. If Nostalgia Critic/Bum Reviews reviews something, it's bad and Bum Reviews reviews both the Twilight movies: making it really bad.
29. Vampires are supposed to be mean, they don't want to fall in love with you. Wizards can have any attitude they want.
30. Twilight doesn't have any real enemies. Harry Potter has a shit load of villains: Voldemort, Dementors, Basilisk, Bellatrix Lestrange, The ghost of Tom Riddle, etc. etc.
31. Harry Potter has a badass insignia: A lightning bolt scar!
32. Most Twilight fans are mentally retarded.
33. Everyone in Harry Potter is British. England rules.
34. Twilight copies Harry Potter, just with vampires.
35. Twilight makes vampires look like pussies.
36. Twilight vampires ARE pussies.
37. Harry Potter is epic. Twilight sucks.
38. FACT: Harry Potter helped some girls get past high school, while Twilight didn't help so much.
39. Harry Potter is for all ages. Twilight is for retarded teenage girls.
40. The lowest grade a critic has ever given Harry Potter is C-. The lowest grade a critic has ever given Twilight is D.

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