is the author of the humor blog Confessions of a Fat Bastard: A Tail-All Diary. He flunked dog obedience school and holds a four-paws masters in foods. In his spare time, he jots down poetry and paints pawlicks. His artwork is getting published by Phenix and Phenix for Austin Makes a Book. Buddy aka Fat Bastard's goal in life is to have his own shrine of diet books and exercise DVDs at Barnes and Noble.