Farris2k7's channel

I'm on Verizon. I love it. It's one of the few companies that get proper service out here in Bumfuct, Nebraska.

When iPhones were AT&T only, I would always laugh at the people with iPhones that were like "i get 3g man" and would just respond "google something for me", to which they would say "i...

I had way to many friends like this in High School. I lived in central Cali though, not SoCal.

@MegaPoppadom Your comments are worth a good laugh.

I'm not sure if you're horribly self-entitled, or if you're just paranoid and delusional. Either way, keep up the good work, cause it's always worth a laugh.

So basically, everyone is spending hours making a girl that they desperately want to have sex with, and then in-game they don't even see it. I'm in.

I wonder if it's a coincidence that it was the impressionable and easily manipulated that "received jesus".

I swear. 1 more terrible video with "new meat" in it and i'm unsubscribing.

My only problem with this, is that he ruined the laptop. Sell that shit man.

Sadly, I doubt his point came across. Hopefully she will realize how privileged she actually is, and will be a bit more respectful.

wtf did i just witness.. that was amazing..

tl:dr; disbanded guild instead of just handing it over to someone else..

what a dick!

My left speaker on my headphones broke, so i ripped it off. This video only uses the left speaker. White noise. Awesome.

This is pretty nice. Tighten up alone is better though.

Seems like she got all these fans that wanted to hear Super Bass and didn't realize that she was a rapper first. This is what she does. So many haters it's funny.

@teenwolftoo Yeah. Police Brutality isn't a major problem in poverished neighborhoods. People around the US don't fear police. "FUCK THE PO-LICE" isn't a major quote among youth in our society. You're right.

Either you've never lived in poverty, or you're completely fucking naive. I won't expec...

O'Reilly says so much shit that is completely wrong that Dawkins can't even correct it all in the time allotted.

They are really doing this to horses? SHOCKING! (pun intended)

Ignore the slaughter houses, the race tracks, and the malnourished animals being left for dead, THESE HORSES ARE GETTING SHOCKED!

I think the hilarious part is that you're crying out about America because you're an American. They ar...

Funny or Die is one more shitty video away from being unsubscribed. I've had to choose die far to many times.

Their name must not be literal, cause they're still producing more videos. Thank god for College Humor.

Paula Dean: Responsible for multiple generations cooking habits? Blaming her for people eating like that is like blaming Larry the Cable guy for the south being full of rednecks. It was going on before she was even born.

It's not so much the technique, or even the speed, or even the picture itself.. It's all that shit combined to make something so amazing, so fast, using just his hands. Flat out amazing

Avoid Ghetto: The best function to come to GPS since the slutty voice.

@CarlitosWay277 How do either of these comments make sense? Dana dodged a major bullet by not signing Fedor because Fedor turned to garbage shortly after. He saved 15 million dollars. Overeem is now a UFC contracted fighter. He wants to promote Overeem as much as he can. Overeem winning that figh...

I try to stay an open-minded Atheist, but watching this style of debate is unbearable. Craig's style of debate and trying to set his own rules of "i'm right unless you can prove that which can't be proven" meanwhile not proving anything himself and using the argument of "i know its true, so its t...

I'm glad i'm not the only one that saw this extreme display of talent/strength/balance and just thought to myself "i bet she's amazing in bed". What the fuck is wrong with us?

If that was my grandma, I would actually talk to her. Coolest fucking grandma ever. Be my grandma.

She's trying to promote conception. She's lucky the guy didn't wake up, or he would have thrown her out the window.

@PuddlePonders What you didn't see was the guy walk up afterward and stab them both in the chest for making to much noise on the subway. You don't want to come here.

This is my third time listening to this in a row. So calming. If you could get him to get in front of a mic, I would order this on iTunes.

@jeffduese1 Not to mention, that who the fuck are you to criticize someone when you're to much of a bitch to get in there and do it yourself. Grow a dick and give it a try before you try to criticize someone else. It's the nature of the weak hearted, and ignorant, but before you die from choking ...

Twelve Monkeys starts MEOW!

@RedSun875 How does taking orders from an invisible man differ you from a patient at a mental hospital that takes orders from the man in his head?