FSMLosst's channel

I shook hands with Alice once, and he asked me (that's right) if the sound was OK during his concert.

That's on my resume.

What the feck... this is supposed to be about the Loch Ness Monster, but instead it's footage of a Loch Ness log.

This vid is fake, but the legend is real. The kids' version says that if you spin around and chant Bloody Mary's name 13 times with a candle lit, she'll appear.

The real version is this: If you rub candle-wax on your nipples and guzzle 13 bloody mary cocktails, the whole fucking room starts to...

The skeptics love to claim that not one accredited scientist can prove that this footage is real. They also continue to omit the fact (yes, fact) that not one accredited scientist can prove that it's fake. Many can assume, nobody can prove it.

I love that tunnel scene. It's like: Yeah, some alien blaster-bomb is flattening the whole city, but this little doorway will save me. And it does.

Nice effects, but this movie had plot-holes you could drive a 747 through.

Well, that was pure shit.

The song is Canon Rock by Jerry C. And I laughed my nuts off watching this.

Reminds me of a girl I dated back in the 80's. No reason, of course.

There's a little bit of Tony Montana in everybody.

Alice has still got it.

A video camera, even a modern one, can't capture the feeling of a live concert. When Alice is onstage, he carries an aura with him that can't be reproduced.

There's something about him live; he sort of comes across as someone who will sing pretty melodies to you while...

Now it makes sense: Beaker and Rick Astley are one and the same.

There's something about the Muppet Show and Alice Cooper: They just belong together for some really twisted reason.

This vid is awesome. I never warmed up before playing, and after about 25 years of playing there's a price to pay for that. Right before I hit 40, my hands started getting stiff and swollen after 20 minutes of playing - and no amount of Tylenol would help.

After doing these exercises, I can ke...

Boinnnnnnnnnnnnng.

Even if she wasn't so absolutely gorgeous, with that voice she'd still be hot.

No matter how fast I ever did it, I could never make my nunchaku sound like that!

I met Alice himself once, right after a concert in Kitchener. Instead of acting like the rock god he was, instead he asked me if I liked the show and (most importantly) if his band sounded OK because they had little time for a sound check. When I stammered a response, he the godfather of shock-...

@MrSkip15 Hell yes the beards are real, just like everything else about them. They're young enough to still have a good time, but old enough to know how. And yes, they do rock.

I can see the slide "disappearing" at the end of the solo. I've done it with a beer bottle, which I usually grabbed off a table & just dropped on the floor halfway through, so it wouldn't be hard to ditch a glass slide just as quick.

One of the best jamming songs on the planet, this one. Been ...

Hitler wasn't really a fag.

You need to be a man to be a fag.

I saw them on the Jugulator tour, and was shocked at how good Owens was. He's not Halford (technically better, but lacking something Rob has), but still one of the best in the business.

Too bad, because no matter what he did he was "the guy who wasn't Halford".

Twenty thousand rappers in every city today, and all of them together aren't half as real as Run DMC.

Holy shit this is good. They might be pretty girls, but they're mean as hell. I got a nosebleed listening to this. No wonder Lemmy approves!

All good rock & roll concerts should involve titties and fire. Any "band" who doesn't agree can just get the hell out of the way.

I'm no firefighter but... wouldn't those guys want to wear masks for something like this? I know what kind of chemicals go into vehicle interiors, and I sure wouldn't want to breathe that shit.

"If they'd have got here earlier they could have saved it".

Yeah right! By the time you can even see any flames, the car already so much scrap.

What is this shit?

(raising my glass) To the Queen of Canada.

I've been playing for over 20 years, and the FG730 is one seriously well made guitar. To hell with the price range. I've played Fender, Gibson, Ibanez, B.C. Rich and Ovation, and Yamaha keeps up with them all.

Ernst Zundel sucked my dick for bus fare once.

@OPTIMISPOOH I believe it. On a train out of Toronto once, I sat next to an old-old English lady who asked me if I was into rock & roll. She could tell because her neighbour Ken in Sheffield was in a band, "Judas Priest, they're called". When I told her that they were world famous, she couldn'...

That's right, us Canadians are too polite to ever take over the helpless USA. You just keep thinking that!

Bob & Doug knew that flannel shirts were cool way before Seattle caught on, eh.

Great lead at the end.

One of the best concession speeches in human history.

I'm a Canadian through and through, but I love the USA. I've been there many times, and it's one of the greatest and friendliest countries on the planet. Coast to coast, north to south, most Americans I've met would drop everything to hel...

@evolutionpr Oh that. That was one of the Tom Clancy movies I think, and it had some good FX in it. You know, some terrorist guy detonates a nuke so then some office wussy has to go after him and lots of gunfire and somebody broke a nail or something. I can't remember the movie's name because,...

For a guy so educated in scientific fact, how come the guy who made this "video" can't spell worth a shit?

Ah no matter. You know what, the end of the world really is coming. And it's gonna be fun.

Damn, she was hot when she was young.