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Name:
FATMIME
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Joined:
July 20, 2006
Subscribers:
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Bringing good clean comedy into your home, or car, or motorhome, or boat, or plane, or tent or electronic device, or...
About Me:
 
I'm not the person you think I am!

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

"Fatmime is not vicious or malicious, he's just lovely and deliious." DeeLite


Life is too short not to take things seriously. What do I take seriously - 1. Family. 2. Friends. 3. The Lord. 4. Relationships. 5. Comedy. YouTube is is my avenue, no my Freeway into the world of self expression. I like to make people laugh and I also laugh at myself. I like baseball, clean comedy, Mexican Food, Happy Slip and antiques.

Film making started back in the 90's with my kids. We created puppet shows, sci-fi movies (yeah Bulb Head!) and other wacky things. My son and I entered the Actober.com Major League Baseball Video contest just for fun and we won a weekly prize, but not the Big Enchilada. But now I have the filmaking bug again. My next goal is to win a BIG video contest again, and of course to have some fun!

I was almost in the movie CONTACT with Jodie Foster, but I had to work during the shoot. Back in the 90's my friend called me and said that they were looking for people to be a movie with Bruce Willis. I was guaranteed a part as one of the many Mexican Police Officer. I found out that one of the scenes would go against one of my spiritual convictions, so I said NO! I'm waiting for Denzel Washington to call me to be in one of his movies, oh yeah!

And I once was hired to to voice overs, but when I arrived at the recording studio, I had to cross the picket line, so I refused to cross, and so my chance to say, "Batteries not included" to the whole world never came to fruition.

Did a Stand Up Comedy Gig on a cruise ship. That was fun! The drunken people got, the funnier I became!

I have been to Russia, Singapore, Thailand and India.

And on the home front - The White House, Yankee Stadium, Wrigley Field, Dodger Stadium, Hollywood, San Diego, San Francisco, Dallas/Fort Worth, Seattle, Chicago, Las Vegas, New York City, Milwuakee and Barstow!

You can't spell Hispanic without Panic!

After hanging out in YouTube Land for a while, I've noticed that most people that post negative comments have never actually created a video themselves. They spend their time mocking others as they save up to buy a camera and to upgrade from dial up to DSL.

#3 Subscribed Hispanic of all time
#1 Subscribed Overweight Hispanic of all time

Oh, and did I mention my loathing of Sea World and other aquatic animal parks?


Fatmime Quotable Quotes

"Only Hispanic people can see a chupacabra."

"When all else fails, use the race card!"

"Where there is no merriment, manufacture some!"

Other quotes I can relate with!

"One out of five famous people are nice." --Rhett McLaughlin

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Hometown:
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA BABY!
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Life Guard, Shepherd, Author, Writer, Film Maker, Business Owner.
Companies:
Fat Mime Productions, High Desert Mavericks Baseball Club.
Hobbies:
Love my family! Baseball, film making,comedy, cheese....
Movies:
LOST, ESPN, MLB Network, Ironman, Cloverfield, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Rocky, The Natural, Field of Dreams, Prince of Egypt, Jerry McGuire, Remember the Titans....
Music:
Matt Redman, My daughter can rock the house with her voice, Billy Joel,UB40, Relient K, Toby Mac, Swtichfoot, some Country, POD, and more....
Books:
Not really into fiction. Love the Bible, Stop Dating The Church - Joshua Harris, So many...
Channel Comments (104)
FatWagar (2 weeks ago)
Did I mention I despise the Yanks??!! UGH!!

Love ya...Lisa
AlyAndCate (3 weeks ago)
YAY you have over 330 subscribes!!!!!!
HaIIoweenKingDiamond (1 month ago)
Hey brudda.... very proud of the way the Dodgers played all year.. back to back NL West champions and back to back NLDS Champs.. Joe has the team going in the right direction.. it's clear that the Dodgers don't have the pitching staff or shall i say ACES that the Phillies have.. i didn't like some of the calls in game one and four on Howard and a few of the other Phillies seemed like the umpires were giving him balls that were strikes and giving the Philly line-up more respect..but it's all over now.. I think the Dodgers should try and get Gonzalez and Bell from the Padres also try for Halladay to get past the NLCS... i look forward to a 3 peat in 2010 just with a WS title with it
MODERATECALVINISM (1 month ago)
2Tim 4:5............be watchful in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, fulfill your ministry.
FatWagar (2 months ago)
Hello doll
ArynAndAlly (2 months ago)
Thanks you so much FATMIME for being a friend and subscribing to our new channel. Your subscription just helped us remain on the Youtube List for Most Subscribed Musicians in Canada - All Time. In order for us to stay on this list and continue to climb, we need your continued support. Please help spread the word about our new channel by telling your friends. And please help us by leaving feedback in the form of ratings, comments, favoriting. Your support is greatly appreciated.

Peace Out

Sean, Aryn & Ally

PS We also have a New Backup Channel called ArynAndAllyxoxoxo3 that we would like you to subscribe to as well. The link is in our channel description.

PSS And finally. Do you Want to be on our email list? Send an email to our New email address:
ArynAndAlly@gmail.com
LABlueForever (3 months ago)
Dodgers sign Vicente Padilla...Finally, some pitching help! Better than John Scmoltz I hope lol...
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