I'm not the person you think I am!

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"Fatmime is not vicious or malicious, he's just lovely and delicious" - DeeLite


Life is too short not to take things seriously. What do I take seriously - 1. Family. 2. Friends. 3. The Lord. 4. Relationships. 5. Comedy. YouTube is is my avenue, no my Freeway into the world of self expression. I like to make people laugh and I also laugh at myself. I like baseball, clean comedy, Mexican Food, Happy Slip and antiques.

Film making started back in the 90's with my kids. We created puppet shows, sci-fi movies (yeah Bulb Head!) and other wacky things. My son and I entered the Actober.com Major League Baseball Video contest just for fun and we won a weekly prize, but not the Big Enchilada. But now I have the filmaking bug again. My next goal is to win a BIG video contest again, and of course to have some fun!

I was almost in the movie CONTACT with Jodie Foster, but I had to work during the shoot. Back in the 90's my friend called me and said that they were looking for people to be a movie with Bruce Willis. I was guaranteed a part as one of the many "Mexican Police Officers". I found out that one of the scenes would go against one of my spiritual convictions, so I said, "No". I'm waiting for Denzel Washington to call me to be in one of his movies, oh yeah!

And I once was hired to to voice overs, but when I arrived at the recording studio, I had to cross the picket line, so I refused to cross, and so my chance to say, "Batteries not included" to the whole world never came to fruition.

Did a 7 minutes Stand Up act on a cruise in 1986.

I have been to Russia, Singapore, Thailand and India. And on the home front - The White House, Yankee Stadium, Wrigley Field, Dodger Stadium, Hollywood, San Diego, San Francisco, Dallas/Fort Worth, Seattle, Chicago, Las Vegas, New York City, Milwuakee and Barstow!

"You can't spell Hispanic without "Panic!"

After hanging out in YouTube Land for a while, I've noticed that most people that post negative comments have never actually created a video themselves. They spend their time mocking others as they save up to buy a camera and to upgrade from dial up to DSL.

#3 Subscribed Hispanic of all time
#1 Subscribed Overweight Hispanic of all time

Oh, and did I mention my loathing of Sea World and other aquatic animal parks?

I also have a body like Mr. Universe, but it's trapped in a fat suit! I need to get in shape and I want you to share in my journey.

REVENGE OF THE MIME
6/9/08 385
6/20/08 369 (-16)
6/30/08 369 (-16)
7/10/08 368 (-17)

Body for Life, South Beach Diet, Warrior Diet and a bit of my own eating lifestyle recipe.