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John: Whats an average german name?
American assistant: Umm... Han?
John: HEY HAN!
Han: YEAH?! ***gets up***
***GUNSHOT***
2 Weeks Later
John: HEY HAN, YA GOT A COOKIE?!
Han: YEAH!! ***gets up***
***GUNSHOT***
3 Weeks Later
Han: I'm tired of getting shot! Whats an average american name?
German assistant: Umm... John?
Han: HEY JOHN!
John: IS THAT YOU, HAN?!
Han: YEAH!! ***gets up***
***GUNSHOT***
Han died.


more than a thousand trees are planted each year because of squirrels that forget where their nuts are.


I'm Trapped in Madagascar

I'm trapped in Madagascar
and marooned apon this isle,
and to my friends who left me here
I say "Guys, thanks a pile." ,
they left me here to rot
and to be broiled by the sun,
but only if I'm lucky
and the pirates do not come.

I'm trapped in Madagascar
the ship has sailed and gone,
I saw her three masts disappear
below the horizon,
I took the secret passage
and I trusted Jake the dope,
and now I fear I've hung myself
and even brought the rope.

I'm trapped in Madagascar
and my mind is growing numb,
what really hurts my feelings though
was it was pretty dumb,
to trust a dingbat bird-dog
and what Drover said I'd find,
somtimes I think i'm not just deaf and dumb
but also pretty blind.

I'm trapped in Madagascar
even though it isn't real,
this place is just a toolshed right?
A phony put up deal,
I never should have listened
to that pair of dingy mutts,
UH-OH I THINK I SEE SOME MONKEYS
AND THEY'RE THROWING COCONUTS!

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92% of the teenage population has moved on to RetardsAttemptingPoetry (RAP).
If YOU are part of the 8% that still headbang and love rock then put this on your channel!

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