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- If the gauze doesnt stop the bleeding you can bite on the teabag

- Bite on some testicles?

-What, no! A normal teabag

-Oh, like when you lay the balls on somebody's eyes?

Fuckin' Sawyer was a con artist since teenager

Hey, wsup? My mom's 2006 Voyager is about to hit 95k km, which car dealer recommends taking it in for maintenance... Since the 5 year warranty expired last summer, I really dont want to spend the money they charge, which is a lot compared if I do the oil/spark plug etc. replacement myself... Anyh...

Barney's half sister name is Carly, so unless the mother's name is Robin Carly Tracy, you've got a point there!.... NOT

Anyone knows the song on this episode, when Barney tries on a suit he takes out from a bathroom stall?

The producers couldn't have chosen a better song for the scene... Hell, I think the song chose the scene....

Robin and Barney sent me here...

Brought to you by: Texas Instruments... =/

WTF is up with Youtube, its getting laggy buffering since they made these upgrades

He sabido de un caso similar... En alguna liga de Europa creo, sólo que en éste caso el árbitro no cambió de parecer... El caballeroso jugador cobró el penalty inexistente, pero pateó hacia la banda... He buscado ese vídeo pero nunca logré encontrarlo... Alguien sabe?

2:22 <<< Botón de repetición gratis!!

@ECHO7AIRSOFT This just in: ALL firearms fail at one time... Some of them fail a lot, some of them fail less often, and very few seldom fail, that's my point to your comment that stated the AK had useless reliability... I'm not that stupid to shove an AK into the mud, pull it out and try to fire ...

Döring, el senador, es un pendejazo... Tiene ya casi 10 años ocupando silla en ambas cámaras, y sólo se ha oído su nombre en 2 ocasiones... Una cuando exhibió a otro pendejo, y ahora cuando quiso aprovechar el alboroto de la SOPA... Como quien dice, una rémora

@Slashy0021 Pics, or it didn't happen! =D

I heard the NY Yankees are trying him out, if he can hit 3 fastballs in a row, bye bye A-Rod

They threw the cameraman who messed up the angle that revealed the fake, into the pit on take 3

Woww... Ahora entiendo porqué Bichir está nominado al Oscar, qué perrote cabrón!! Wanna get rid of the trolls? Stop feeding them, and voilá! ;)

Am I the only one who thinks Mace Windu was the best Jedi? Better even than Yoda, he defeated Darth Sidious for Christ's sake! Well, almost... Or did Palpatine faked it to trick Anakin into the dark side? Hmmmm

Hola, qué tal.. Antes que nada, externarle mi admiración por su trabajo, es una obra de arte!... Tal vez podría ayudarme con una duda... Puede el bejuco "tejerse" en piel, de forma que pueda formar patrones como letras? Algo así como lo que hace una máquina bordadora con el hilo...No sé si me exp...

Hair with non african ethnicity would take 10 times more time to lock up... I want dreads, but I dont want to look like a homeless dweller

@Aurorified Tape it and upload it, please

It has hoax written all over... Theres no "News One" program aired in Kiev, so there you go...

Hola, qué tal?... Sé que éste sistema también puede usarse para la loza del piso... Es recomendable usar boveilla de poliestireno para el piso? Suponiendo que es una construcción habitacioneal..

Is that an EVH Wolfgang?

Recuerdo que el miércoles siguiente a su pifia en la Feria del Libro, después del noticiero de LopezDoriga pasaron un infomercial de Peña Nieto... Ahhh perdón, me informan que no era un infomercial, sino el programa súper objetivo Tercer Grado, de la "élite" del periodismo en Mexico =/

Para los que no desayunaron, ahi 'tan sus "jotqueiks"!!

Si claro, NADIE pagará más la tenencia... A cambio de que TODOS paguen 1000 de revalidación, 300 de placas, 300 de engomado verde, 300 de pavimento, 70 de cruz roja e impuesto universitario... TODOS parejos, desde el que trae una Hummer 2012 blindada, hasta el que traiga un yonke... Pinche puerqu...

Deberían componer una nueva versión, que le quede al títere de López-Doriga

All very nice and shit... But no drum playing whatsoever, all I heard was techno sampled loops, c'mon now

@bballginger How about late hit? Steelers are thugs...

2:33 Queen Latifah!!

I don't get it... Did they remove a chunk of their belly to have it cooked, then ate it?

I heard Cowboys are planning to replace its entire secondary with this cart...

@locksh This song is from their album Mellon Collie and The Infinite Sadness, released in 1995... Who's the moron, now?

Trick question is tricky

Can I sautè the bell peppers and the tomatoes?

Tits or it didnt happen!! Trololol

@NeedLeskeane Bitch please, its got more than 160 million

Imaginen los celos que la boca de Carlos le debe provocar a su culo, por tanta mierda que sale de ella =/

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