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Eythanmaidhof
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Nov 22, 2005
Date Joined
Nov 22, 2005
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HEY CHECK OUT PICS OF ME AS A TRANNY-CROSDRESSING-GOTHIC BRIDESMAID @ WWW.YOISEN.COM/EYTHAN....Docile, well-mannered, scrupulous, endearing, cavalier, immaculate, concise, follows a strict code of decorum...A self-centered devious manipulative scumbag, hiding behind a veneer of psuedo mirthful altruistic good intensions... Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah... I am comprising a list of interests music film tv books and photographs of myself with hopes you find me interesting and want to know more about me...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, here's a random combination of letters and numbers hai3kjr23uijdj; neat huh???...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah... I am a phoney, pathological liar, someone that will do anything for attention, I am one-dimensional, just a projected persona of who I wish I could be, really I am boring dull jaded and banal, Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...HEY CHECK OUT PICS OF ME AS A TRANNY-CROSDRESSING-GOTHIC BRIDESMAID @ WWW.YOISEN.COM/EYTHAN... I enjoy lieing, saying things I never mean to actually do, being capricious, having alterior motives, extravagent expectations of other people, making plans with someone and never holding up my part of the bargin, Plagiarizing other peoples thoughts and claiming their mine...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...Myspace is a disease like AIDS... I enjoy over-writing things. I know no one is actually going to invest their time reading all this. I am just one of the million-something and counting people in the Myspace microcosm that want to stand out and find an interesting virtual identity via internet. Trying to expand my reach and exposure within a world of many people like myself....Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Looooook over heeeeeere...I like sandwhiches....Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...My mom bought me a turtle when I was 12 yrs old...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...His name was Steve...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...I had a Crackhead neighbor once. He smoked crack with his mom...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...Not like theres nothing wrong with smoking crack...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...The Magna Carta was signed by England in 1215 A.D it set a precedent towards later day democracy...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...My daddy doesn't like pineapples...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...It was Nicolas Copernicus that theorized the Heliocentric model of the universe in the early 1500's. This led to a new way of thinking and later impacted a scientific revolution and a more secular society...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...My favorite Nintendo game is Street Fighter 2 Turbo. Ken is my favorite...HEY CHECK OUT PICS OF ME AS A TRANNY-CROSDRESSING-GOTHIC BRIDESMAID @ WWW.YOISEN.COM/EYTHAN...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...The female pig can orgasm for up to 29 minutes...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...The clock was invented in the mid-1700's by a group of monks that wanted to better structure their worship to GOD through daily routine. Little did they know it led to an Economic revolution. Now we can structure our day to the worship of a greener god...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...Only dolphins, apes, and humans have sex for pleasure...When water freezes 9% of it's original volume expands...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...Rupert Murdoch is the originator of commercial television. Now I get to watch "Real World" and "The Simple Life" with Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton :)...Blah, Blah, Blah...Blah, Blah, Blah...My favorite kind of sandwhich is Cheese on Rye with a little mayonaise...:)If you want to learn more ask me...
Age
31
Hometown
Central Islip
Country
United States
Occupation
Videographer, Editor, Performance Art
Companies
New 12 Long Island
Schools
UNLV, TEMPLE UNIVERSITY, NEWSCHOOL, NYU
Interests
-Performance Art, Comedic Acting, Film, Media Whore, Reading, Kamikaze swing dancing , Firefighter, Police Officer, Bus Driver, astronaut, Genealogist, psychologist, veterinarian, historian, pharmacist, exotic dancer, obstetrician, gynecologist, podiatrist, god, provoking reactions from people, being random, kidnapping midgets and trading them in for rare coins, poerty, humanist, absurdist, Leftist, rightist, humorist, realist, surrealist, Avant Gardist, nudeist, zoologist, ist-ist, shock value, soda, sporks, Dead Grandmothers, obtaining massive amounts of catharsis from burning ants with my magnifying glass, masterbating in the shower, compulsivly painting sculpting and carving lifesize models of david Hasselhoff spiking a volleyball in Tom Selleck's face, I'd like to meet the person that invented the mullet hairstyle as well as the 1st person to think of the comb over, tirelessly practiceing for the Bass-Masters championship, edible prostetic arm salesman, wearing pants and a shirt with sneakers on ocassion, writing short stories about disenfranchised midgets with special powers, forcing my will onto others and manipulating grandmothers to do sexual favors for me, drinking moonshine and having promiscious sex with relatives, Fast cars--beautiful woman--beer--and lizards, playing 8-bit old school nintendo games, retro 80's clothing, spewing out whatever thoughts that come to mind out loud and not giving a shit, Long philosophical talks with my uncle John, Un-authorized writer of my autobiography, Fascist dictator of a small Island off the shore of FIJI, morbid fascination with building miniture structures out of pipe-cleaners and gum drops, making the world a better place for one-armed-narcoleptic-slightly retarded-midgets named Steve one game of badminton @ a time, conducting my ongoing research of human behavior, confusing people, slam danceing with god, freestyleing with my homie muhamas ghandi, kicking game to the pigeons with my brotha from another mother Adolph Hitler, 516, macramé, naked gymnastics, Practiceing my choreography from the movie "Footloose", Chocolate covered fetus Entrepreneur, if I had 8 cents for each time a homeless person told me to stop pissing on them I would have seventeen dollars and thirty six cents:), Freelance Bounty Hunter, Senator of Idaho, I am working on a screenplay about a fish out of water situational comedic underdog story of a Jamacian Bobsled Team and I want to cast Emilio Estevez to play the coach and I will call this masterpeice, "Cool Runnings", Here's a filler sentance..., trying to perfect the fine art of not giveing a fuck about how other people think of me, extreme hatred for anything that starts with the letter "O", Painting picturesque landscapes on a grain of wild rice with a nose hair from my grandfather, "Sitting on the dock of a bay watching the tiiiiiides roll away--sitting on the dock of a bay just wasteing time", Spooning @ night with my life size cardboard cut-out of Latoya Jackson, Trying to read everything ever published and learn everything possible in an attempt to get a better paying job, breeder of rare flamboyantly gay giraffes, panning for gold in the nearby rivers hopeing to hit it big, polishing my grandama's silicone breast implants, Emmy award winning Porno Director, pop-culture connessuer, attempting to try and express who I am exactly by combinations of words and pictures so you can have a good idea who I am and might be interested in knowing me, Still saving up enough $ for that Jallel White plastic re-constructive surgery that I've been meaning to get, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!", 946, DADA-istic poet, Leader of a privately funded research team trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop, fighting crime, perpetually fearing @ any moment I can internally combust, Hopeing that I never forget how to breath, I wish I was born as Micheal J Fox, Worlds tallest midget, considering on draining the Pacific Ocean and building the worlds largest theme park, Proud Recipient of the "Greatest Human Being Alive" award, Apprentice Facist Dictator, Aspiring to leave some kind of dent in the world before I pass away, Trying to make life mimic art, Professional streaker, Professional Weirdo, Professional Professional, A bunch of words, 1947, Working on my own Public access show, and just making people laugh...