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The implication is that "Alice" is just some random girl (Hatter is a known pedophile).

@BlueNoiseZZ "longest running?" Both KoF and Moral Kombat are fairly older than Tekken.

@psychohuh Ono said that Poison is a man in Japan, post-op everywhere else. The only reason people care about this little detail so much is because them poor little sweaty nerds can't fap to Poison unless they make sure she's 100% born female. Which she isn't. Deal. With. It.

@Davethe3rd Kazuya is one of the most hardcore badasses of Tekken, and Poison and Hugor are nothing but low-level thugs.

Things will probably change when Akuma, M. Bison, Cody, Guy, Sagat, etc are involved. And I'd bet on Chun-Li and Cammy before Asuka and Lili.

Say whatever you want about Bay's movies, but if we get something close to this scene in Transformers 4, pants will be shat.

With Transformers 4 confirmed, there's no way Unicron isn't used. Is the only way they can top DOTM.

Here's hoping "Then it pleases me to be the first", "Your bargaining position is highly dubious" and "You underestimate me, Galvatron" are all there.

And so, Barricade, after a long absence, got more on-screen autobot kills than Soundwave, Shockwave, Starscream, Bonecrusher, Brawl, Devastator, Blackout, the Fallen and the Dreads.

Not bad for the dude who got wrecked by Bumblebee on the first robot-vs-robot fight of the series.

He's got the Touch

@wakeuppp913 A lot of people? Anti-heroes are so popular for a reason.

2:31 is mighty cool, but you're a fool if you don't like how ominous the beginning is.

@undertaker1029 Oh, you mean Optimus Prime.

@RawMrHerbs She's wearing a transparent bra.

Duuun dundundun DUNdududun Dun dundun DUNDUNDUN

Bring this back for SSB4. Like, do it.

"lolololol blowjob comment thumbs up lol so funny"

She doesn't have lips. She CAN'T give blowjobs regardless of the teeth.

Now shut up. That joke is old.

Wait... so the reason they need Will's blood is because everyone involved in the curse had to give blood, and that's why Jack also cuts himself?

God Damn It. Now everything makes sense.

@PipiLongStawlk Tremor did appear in a non-fighting Mortal Kombat game, but has never appeared in an actual fighting game.

Since his appearance, a lot of fans have requested him to appear (you know how popular palette-swap ninjas are), and so there are a lot of videos that depict how he would hav...

Gracias, Cuanto Cabrón.

Pero la morena tendría que haber salido más.

As you get more powerful, your helmet gets cooler and you get a cape.

That's good to know.

@bragosng1 Then Shao Kahn would simply be all like "Please, bitch", and fatality him again.

I fucking hate all thumb up whores.

"HURR DURR I haz many my life is now complete HERP DERP"

Just listed to the damn song.

@TheSuryaroshan Black Sabbath - Iron Man

Know your heavy metal history, son. Legendary song.

This music simply screams "Shit just got real"

Can't wait to give you my money, as well as telling everyone who owns the platform(s) where you end up releasing this to do the same.

The sound is absolutely amazing. The gameplay looks solid, even if it seems rather hard to aim, and the art is very promising. Will follow the development of the ...

As an I wanna be the guy player, I swear I was continuously checking the spikes, because I was sure a few of them would attack me.

Please, Netherrealm, please... give Johnny Cage the line "Those were 500 dollars sunglasses, asshole"

After I completed Arkham Asylum, I immediately replayed it on Hard. Then I replayed it again.

So I see we might (finally) have a Harley Quinn boss fight. Fix the boss fights, make the game longer, and you have the Game of the Fucking Forever.

The new fighting moves look great. The challenge roo...

I remember the first time I watched the Onion movie.

I wasn't sure I'd like it. My friend told me I'd love it before the first five minutes were over. I said, literally "I dunno, unless Steven Seagal appears I don't see how that's possible".

Needless to say, I don't think I had the balls.

FUCKING GODDAMNED LEGENDARY.

Because wherever there are terrorist, there's a fat ex-marine with a ponytail ready to break some necks.

You just KNOW Scorpion's Toasty Fatality will be back.

Well, duh.

This game wouldn't be Klassik Mortal Kombat if Toasty weren't here.

So... that end...

Brutalities confirmed?

@deerick7 What??