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@zspaun A factory base model 330Ci is rated at 225 HP at the crank. The ZHP model (Performance Package) was rated at 235 HP at the crank. Considering this RX-8 has been modded a bit, I have much faith in my 2001 330Ci.

A buddy of mine recently bought an automatic transmission RX-8 (193 HP at t...

@000SaviourXXX I think it was closer to six seconds in this video. Still fast enough for someone just getting into sports cars.

Depending on which kit you buy, an ESS supercharger kit will let an ///M3 make anywhere from 439 to 550 HP (according to their website).

@2MARINES2 An E36 ///M3 is a hell of a vehicle, no doubt. I personally like the styling of the E46 better, though. For the track? E36 all day, please.

Sorry you two... you just don't give it that =3 feel. Like Kassem G. He sucks, too.

But the brunette is cute.

I don't even...

To those who hated this video: OGM LOLZ DIS VIDEYO WUZ SOOOOO GUD!

To those that liked this video: I agree.

@XtermN8RZ Let me correct myself: I just read they're making them in full production. You can buy them from Hammacher Schlemmer for $55,000.

Message me for the link to it. YouTube won't let me post it.

I'd love to have one. Such a shame I don't make that kind of money, though.

I take this soundtrack and drive at insanely high speeds under street lamps, only to feel like a total badass. Anyone else, or is it just me?

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This, ladies and gentlemen, is what pure driving pleasure is all about.

"See guys? *Gasp desperately for air* It's easy *gasp for air* to do..."

Excuse me while I turn 11 again...

I love how simple these things are to disassemble. On my first time around taking it apart, I timed myself at 15 seconds, I think. Now, my 1911 on the other hand... O_O

When I hear Lucero, I think of my ex. When I think of my ex, I drink whiskey. When I drink whiskey, I hear Lucero.

@DjRoach313 This is about the only valid point I've seen that supports this "remix". After growing up with Johnny Cash, I've come to appreciate the originals.

I miss Chris Kattan.

This song makes me so happy, I just BRAAA GRRGRRGRNGRR NRRR BWWWRHHHRRRRR! GRAAAABRARARABBRAGGRRHHNNRHNW MMMPWHRRRRRR!

Such a great song, a great artist. Now... why are they recommending a video of a giant pimple to me? By the looks of the thing in the thumbnail, it would shoot far beyond the rainbow...

@overithonestly I would have just shot him in the head. Fully clothed figure robbing a store? Yeah... I'm assuming he's armed. Besides... if he's alive, our tax dollars pay for his imprisonment. I don't want to waste my money on him!

I lol'd.

@hance321 If there's a dog ON MY PROPERTY that attacks MY DOG, then yes... I'm going to blow it's little shitty brains out. The owner(s) of the dog(s) need to learn to keep their animals contained, much like the beagle owner has done.

If all works out, my best girl and I will be seeing them this Thursday.

I'm in the occupational safety and health industry and it kills me to see people buy the cheapest safety glasses they can find at the hardware store that couldn't be any thicker than a sheet of saran wrap. My personal favorites are made by Gateway Safety and Jackson Safety (Starlite Squared and ...

@The00Mustang It was raining, I was on the interstate, and some girl decided to pay more attention to her texting than the road. Long story short: I slammed into a wall at an angle at about 55 MPH and she kept going. State troopers wouldn't do a goddamn thing about it because the description o...

From behind.

My 330Ci wishes it was an ///M3. Not big on the 'verts, but hey... I love BMW's all the same!

Am I the only one who thinks of Fredryk Phox to this day when I hear this?

@its2realj Traction. If the 335i is running a JB4, it's almost impossible to start aggressively in 1st.

The 135i is a nasty little car. Give it the Burger Motorsports JB4 and it is beyond insane. It's a total demon.

Bad idea doing public displays of abuse of the elderly. I'm not offended, but you're setting yourself up for some serious issues. I'd love to see the old guy and EBM get into some shenanigans together.

"MY GODDAMN HEMORRHOID CREAM TASTES LIKE APPLESAUCE! I HATE APPLESAUCE!"

1:28 are the firetrucks responding to smoking pancake syrup.

@yurismir1 It IS jibberish. It's the way the sentences and sounds are made.

I'll go to Disney World with you guys.

@JaimeVigilTV They were Arabic/Middle Eastern.

Every time you squeezed the trigger, my clothes got blown back.