Shiny things; maps; the ZX Speccy; pretending to fart in lifts; steampunk; hiking; Radio 4; real ale; microwaving my collection of David Cameron voodoo dolls; cleaning the fridge; watching cheese melt under the grill; learning anything new; showering with my clothes on; counting my blessings; cutting open old golf balls and watching with childish glee as the elastic unravels; the brief sensation of euphoria that follows a particularly violent session of vomiting; pretending I've never heard of tennis (you should try this - hours of fun in the pub); cats and their many beautiful, adorable qualities.