I am getting angered. I'll kill someone.

Sit in your stupid chair and view some Koopa Rock. It will help you deleting the trash you've recently watched.

I have three words that 'till you need understand: Feel free to comment.
SHUT UP... it was four words...?

Don't worry, buddies! King Koopa is here, ready to solve our problems.

I'm the Koopa King, your best king!

Bowser's Official Account ®

Bwa, ha, ha. Welcome to MY channel, so here I RULE!

I'm the King, yours not. I'm so rude with my minions, and you can't do nothing. I only like my rules. Break my rules and... but we can break our rules! Here's NO RULES!

You want to play with cheats in the game you want? Be a partner!

Things I like:

-The fire and hot lava
-The deadly spikes
-The epicness
-My Kingdom and my castle

Things I dislike:

-All the stupid guys.
-More stupid guys.
-The mushrooms
-More, more things.

0% Good
█ 10% Weak
██ 20% Lucky
███ 30% Fighter
████ 40% Rude
█████ 50% Minion
██████ 60% Mad
███████ 70% Cool
████████ 80% Strong
█████████ 90% Destroyer
██████████ 100% EVIL

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║║║║╠╬╣ You must copy and paste
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╚══╝╚╩╝ have a Wii, I do.

R - Put this
E - On your channel
A - If you're real
L - And aren't a poser

I'll conquer the world, without a doubt.

This is a long history, but you WILL read it. It's an order.

I'm taken by misskingbooluver1777. Queen Boo, thanks!

B - Best Villain Ever
O - Omnipotent
W - Wearing Cool Spikes
S - Spikes!
E - Entire
R - Real

Be a true Trooper.

I am Bowser, Lord Bowser, the King of all the Koopas.

I'm the Ultimate Koopa, so, I'm the most powerful turtle-dragon that ever existed. My eternal enemy are a pipe-fixer called Mario. He tried to save all the princesses I and my Jr. kidnaped. The another insect are called Luigi, but he's a chicken so he can't fight me.

I have eight kids: the Koopalings. Larry, Roy, Lemmy, Wendy, Iggy, Morton, Ludwig and Bowser Jr.

Jr., are the most cool, he looks like me when I was 9. The great Kid-king. Actually, my other seven kids changed, each rule different kingdoms and lands. But changed of image too: Iggy changed his hair, Larry lost 2 teeths, Roy changed his shell (I don't know the reasons, possibly because he likes too much the pink) and more.

I'm not good, so GET OUTTA HERE NOW! I dislike the trolls & hackers, because I hate them. That's all.

As I said, I'm bad. I hate you and I hate all your friends, ok?

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Oh yeah... I'll Bowserize this now!