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(im to lazy to type Butters! yes cartman .type for me.oh um ok ok what do i type.Just type what i say you asshole.ok cartman)
Eric Cartman was born in February 4th(never mind i dont want any fags to know my birthday just tell them im 9)eric is 9 years old thats alot and his mother was not in Crack Whore Magazin so take that you Fuckin Jew.Eric is cool(screw you butters im just gonna make up my own stuff)Eric Cartman wears a red jacket, yellow gloves and a blue hat with a yellow puff ball on top, brown pants, and black shoes. He sometimes wears a green T-shirt under his jacket, and other times a white tank top. He has medium-brown hair, which is always dyed black when he is dressed up like Hitler or as a sumo-wrestler, and has a double chin. Cartman has a weight problem, but always denies it by saying "I'm not fat. I'm just big boned," or some variation thereof. However, as seen in the episode Cartmanland, his weight problem is genetic and runs in the family. According to anime drawings of him, he has either brown or hazel eyes. However, according to actions taken in The Succubus, after getting an eye transplant from a dead Kenny, he should have Kenny's blue eyes, not brown ones. It is known that he likes to eat in Casa Bonita.
Cartman is the oldest of the four boys. According to creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they thought it would be impossible to put a character like Archie Bunker
on late-20th century television
Cartman uncapped in "How to Eat with Your Butt". But then they came up with the idea that it might be allowed if the character were an animated
nine-year-old boy. Thus, Cartman was born.[1] Contrary to popular belief that Cartman's name is derived from German war-pilot Erich Hartmann, Trey and Matt confirmed in an online interview that Cartman's name is based on someone with the surname "Carpman".[2] Trey Parker and Matt Stone have repeatedly stated that Cartman is their ultimate favorite of all the characters in the show.[3]Although Cartman is initially modeled after Archie Bunker, Toni Johnson-Woods, author of Blame Canada: South Park and Contemporary Culture, says that she believes Cartman also draws parallels to Jackie Gleason of The Honeymooners, and Fred Flintstone.
(im to lazy to type Butters! yes cartman .type for me.oh um ok ok what do i type.Just type what i say you asshole.ok cartman)
Eric Cartman was born in February 4th(never mind i dont want any fags to know my birthday just tell them im 9)eric is 9 ...
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Fuck You You Fuckin jews(hey im Erick :( and i just want to say one short message ..kyle i just want to say suck my balls!!
hahah u fuck u jew)this is my channel
"You guys, I'm seriously!"
"Shut up Kenny you poor piece of crap!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home."
"Respect mah authoritah (authority)!"
"Damn Hippies!" (Used in a variation of ways)
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned."
"Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah nah, I made you eat your parents."
"Ha, ha charade you are! (from Pink Floyd's Animals)"
"No kitty this is my pot pie!"
"Hella cool."
"I'm not fat! I'm festively plump!"
"But, Meeeeeehhhhm!"
"Sweeeet."
"Shut your God damn Jew mouth!"
"Mom, Kitty's being a dildo!"
"OK, that does it! Why has everything today involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?"
"Weak."
"Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage."
"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"
"French people piss me off."
"You're breaking my balls."
"Kyle, you're being a Negative Nancy. Stop it."
"Okay, old people need to be quiet now."
"You seem a little irritable Kyle, whats the matter, you got a little sand in your vagina?"
"Seriously, I'm getting pissed off right nah (now)!"
"I hate you guys so very, very much."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm Jesus, and you aren't."
"Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya, nya! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
"Too bad drinking Scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a Millionaire!"
"Remind me to cut your balls off when we get back."
"I'll roshambo you for it."
"Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white Hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."
"Kick ass."
"GOD DAMN IT!"
"I was just layin' down some rhymes, with the G-folk, you know, kickin' it on the west siy-eede."
"Son of a Bitch!"
"Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two."
Yeah, if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey, why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!'"
"My mom says if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet."
"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."
"Kyle's mom is a big fat fucking bitch!"
"Yeah, well I sneaked around my mom's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000."
"Beefcake!"
"I don't want to be friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off."
"Suck my asshole, Taco Bender!"
"Kenny said in Hell people speak Spanish and there is water there, but if you drink it you pee blood for 32 hours."
"Do British people count as an ethnicity for hate crimes?"
"Hmm. Work for you, have my penis cut off. Work for you, have my penis cut off. Hmm, let's see."
"Jesus was made... of crackers?"
"When I get down from here, I'm gonna kick you square in the nuts!"
"Whateva! Whateva! I do what I want!"
"Lame!"
"God dammit, Kevin "
"I'm telling my mom I'm staying at Stan's house. Stan's telling his mom he's staying at Kenny's house, and Kenny isn't telling his parents anything because they're both alcoholics and they don't care."
"Eew, this place smells like Kenny's house!"
A famous moment from the movie where the boys get in trouble: Kyle: I think I know the answer Mr. Garrison!
Cartman: (mocks Kyle)
Kyle: "Shut up, fat boy! "
Cartman: "Hey, don't call me fat you fucking jew!"
Mr. Garrison: "Eric! Did you just say the F-word?"
Cartman: "Jew?"
Kyle: "No he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school you fucking fatass."
Mr. Garrison: "Kyle!"
Cartman: "Why the fuck not?"
Mr. Garrison: "Eric!"
Stan: "Dude, you just said fuck again!"
Mr. Garrison: "Stanley!"
Kenny: (muffled) "Fuck."
Mr. Garrison: "Kenny!"
Cartman: "What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck."
Mr. Garrison: "How would you like to go see the school counselor?!?"
Cartman: "How would you like to suck my balls?"
Class: (gasp)
Mr. Garrison: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
Cartman: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (clears throat and takes a megaphone out of nowhere) "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?"
Stan: "Holy shit, dude."
Kitty: "meow"
Cartman: "No kitty, this is my pot pie!"
Kitty: "meow"
Cartman: "No kitty, that's a bad kitty!"
Kitty: "meow"
Cartman: "NO KITTY, THIS IS MY POT PIE! BAD KITTY!(FART!) s'cuse me kitty!"
"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."
"How do I reeeach thiiis kids?"
"Stop your bitching, Kenny."
"Fuck you Millie, fuck you Annie, fuck you Bebe, fuck you whatever-your-name-is and FUCK YOU, bitch!"
"The Fuck!"
and im pouplar yh