Why don't you just suck it?

Charlie Sheen vs Charlie Chaplin ftw

@armelix73 Hhahahehh! You've been trolled, tool.

Ahhh... I broke up with my ex recently, and just a week ago when she asked what was on my mind and I told her that I missed her today, and she said she was glad that she wasn't the only one, and hugged me tight... Then later that night she phoned me and asked me if I had ever regretted doing some...

I get erections a few times a day, not for any particular reason, just happens when I feel like having sex, sometimes it happens for no real reason at all. I don't even try to hide it, if anybody looks I just say: "Did you really just look at my dick? I just saw you." and they usually get embaras...

@mrjcperera You know those butterfies in the stomach? Hate to break it to you, but that's a form of anxiety. Love means more than the tingles, think of it as the opposite of crushing, the girl you are more comfortable around than anyone else, who can make you laugh until your face hurts. It's alr...

Oh, another thing. I usually find when I want to get to know a woman, I just start talking with someone near her, turn to her and ask: "Hi, I'd like a woman's perspective on this, what do you think about *blank*." Usually though, I get bored and distracted halfway through whatever she's saying an...

What if you've never been rejected? I mean I had a girl turn me down once way back in HS, saying "I just don't see you that way" and I was like "Sure, but you will." smiled, and left it at that, then she had sex with me hundreds of times over about 2 years anyways. I'm not even sure that counts a...

Now that I think about it, everytime I've dated someone and the conversation went like:

Her: "Hey, what's wrong?"

Me: "Just a little tense from *blank*"

Turned out I get a massage and a Bj.

Ha! Best one though was when this one girl went down on me, and sneezed, hurt like hell, recounting the ...

Ha! Those are nothing, my personal best was this -

Two girls "Evan, between the two of us, which is more attractive."

My answer: "The door." *walks out*

Epic.

@YNGNReady Listen. I'm going to bust your bubble here. The point is to keep your skills sharp. Think of it this way, it's not wasting time if you get something out of it. That thing is mastery over yourself and developing attraction. She doesn't need to be ugly, just someone you're not particular...

So... Most of the girls in my class like me a lot according to you, all I hear is "You're smart, wanna be in our group?", "Omg the teacher is intimidating, how do I do this? Over here.", "You smell good." and "Are you busy this weekend?" my answer to all four is just a plain yes. Better to be cap...

Her: "We can't date anymore, I'm going to college and you're a senior, I'll be too busy with studying."

Me: "Sure, see you around."

Her: "Aren't you gonna stop me?"

Me: "No, do what you want."

Her: "Then give me back that watch I gave you!"

Me: "I can't"

Her: "Why not? Gonna miss me, need a souvi...

@Thepianist123450 He certainly worded it brutally, it missed the character of it. A better way to describe it is to let the conversation go where it may, if sensuality in it's many forms comes up, no need to stray from it, everyone has an opinion on it. If a woman wants to talk about sex, she'll ...

Man, all this time... I've been doing it right. See my opening has usually been "Hi". Works great.

I've got a class in college, about 5 girls to every guy, I just walked in like I was king of the place, asked questions, got involved. Many women enjoy it when a man has his own life, things to do,...

There will be peace when all people, as different as they may be, amidst all their own views, find a single common ground, a single thing to which we can all agree on and allow the rest to be different. When all people agree on the one desire we all share, the one desire necessary to agree upon, ...

@neonflames1999 You didn't notice the fakery of their image leading to them screwing eachother's brains out, while an egg hangs in the balance? Tossing the spark of life back and forth, no go to mom, go to dad, we've got other things to do?

Is it only me who thinks she looks like a dude at 0:04?

Anyone watch 3:15 + and recall the words?

"We're gonna go up, we're gonna go down, get back up and turn around..."

I said something similar to a girl once.

And in two parts.

Instead of two... Fish Chicks...