About this user
Hey, I'm Kayla, a.k.a Ninja, K.K, Pizza, that kid over there, what's her name?, Killa, Mommy (don't ask and no I don't have a kid), and uh, lotsa other names I'm too lazy to think of. I'm clearly a genius by birth, and a slacker by choice.
YOU SUCCEED AT FAILING EPICALLY!
I'm basically your average teenage girl; my hair never goes the way I want, my room can't stay clean for more than a day, and there's this guy I'm absolutely crazy about.
Oh, and I'm not in denial, I'm just very selective about the reality I accept, though a less perceptive person would think I was insane.
At 15 years young, I like music, movies, animals, granny smith apples, gum, music, reading, soda, and I probably make a few too many "That's what she said" and "Your mom" jokes.
For me and my friends, pale is the new tan, and we were pale before Twilight made it cool, so stick that in your juice box and suck on it!
I live in Florida in a comfortable one floor house, speak fluent English and dream of driving a Zamboni (that's sarcasm you stereotypical twits!)
I'm a procrastina- oh I'll finish this later.
I spent all summer waiting for the Kool-Aid Man to burst through my wall and secretly cried when I didn't get my acceptance letter to Hogwarts.
I'm not normally a praying girl, but if you're out there, please help me get a date Superman!
Just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets!
I believe that hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now, so no, I will not study for tests! Also because 'studying' is 'student' and 'dying' put together.
I love Scooby Doo, because who doesn't love dumb ass kids going into big ass houses looking for crazy ass trouble?
I'm older than my brother, which means I'm always right, yet always blamed for crap.
Did you know that if Edison hadn't invented the light bulb, we'd be watching TV in the dark! Horror movies would be so freaky!
I iz a gud spellor.
Sometimes music is the only thing that gets my mind (and hands *wink wink* jk) off everything else.
Do you remember when Pluto was a planet? Yeah, those were the days.
Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi, and my ninja skills kick ass, so if it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!
I suffer from major brunette moments and have learned that you can't make someone love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best, though the more boys I meet; the more I love my friends.
Don't forget, a good friend will comfort you when he rejects you and help you carry a sofa when you're moving, but a best friend will go up to the guy and say, "It's because you're gay isn't it?" and help you move the bodies.
I tried sniffing Coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose!
You're about as emo as my grandma.
Life's all about ass; everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or just being one.
I dream of a world where chickens can cross the street without having their motives questioned.
I believe Humpty Dumpty was pushed and that disco didn't die, it was murdered.
Though muffins are just ugly cupcakes, I still love them.
I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that books contain fictional characters.
And seriously people, we live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do, and the Internet has made grammar an endangered species.
If you don't like me, know that it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter, okay?
If you want to know more about me, comment me. Peace out =)
Age
18
Hometown
Danbury, Connecticut
Country
United States
Interests
Taking pictures, making random videos, listening to music, watching anime, and reading pretty much everything.
EpicKayla
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