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Whenever I listen to this, no matter what I'm doing, I know I'm fighting for justice. GREAT JUSTICE!

@EpBeardGuy

Yeah, it's that awesome.

I don't even remember how many times I died in this one, yet the soundtrack kept me stuck on the controls!!

A face hugger assaulted me while I was watching this.

Driven by pure instict, I brutally raped it, and many mini-doubles of me started bursting out of it and eating its flesh.

Then they started looking for alien pussy.

"After getting mortally blinded due to a strobe light prank, he thought it'd be awesome to become an ass-kicking cyborg."

Couldn't do without bloodless cartoons back then, but it was still an awesome show.

@Narania234

"christian values: paedophilia, authoritarianism, etc.."

Oh dear, yet another dipshit who confuses the virtues of a religion with those of its clergy and thinks that shit used to be better in the olden days.

15, Blackmetaller, and a virgin. Amirite?

@ZycaLaser

Honestly, I couldn't agree more.

Manly.

*Kill enemies* + *Rape boss* + *set the city on fire* + *dance to the theme*

@Turbo05Dodge Turn off their lights, and murder the dawn.

0:08 --> SCRAMBLE!!!

Most badass scene of the intro. Then again, the whole intro is badass.

Thumbs up if you jacked off to the secretary chick.

Nice and simple tut, thanks!!!

ΚΑΙ ΜΠΙΝΕΚΛΑΣ!!!

I still remember this magic tune.

I WILL SLAY EVERY LAST BIT OF THOSE BASTARDS MY FRIEND!

This always got to me like a creepy lullaby,

Second best theme in the game, first being the overworld's.

@maedrosGR

Ξαφνικά θέλω κι εγώ να ανέβω τον Όλυμπο ακούγοντάς το!

Ωραίο βίντεο για ένα από τα πιο απίστευτα και συγκινητικά τραγούδια των Manowar.

Μπράβο αδερφέ...

I always waited for the title track to finish before starting the game.

Whenever I listened to this I imagined myself parading through a freshly liberated city, armorclad, on horseback, and with some badass army following me. Trumpets of war included.

"Από το '70 και μετά μας έχουν πνίξει τα σκατά"

Πόσο αληθινό όμως;

One man with no taste was split in half at 0:26.

If a cartoon starts off with suck a fuckawesome solo, you know there's gonna be an epicness overflow.

@DarkReaperRedeemer

Έτσι αυτά είναι!!

Καλά αφού έχουνε λαό πως και δεν έχουνε κατέβει ακόμα κατα'δω για κανα live;

Μακάρι με το καλό κάποια στιγμή...

That's how power metal is recorded, kids. Not inside shitty studios, bur right in the fucking heat of the battle.

02:58: They're holding off an ever expanding dimension portal with their swords.I mean, holy shit.

I get the feeling that the ending solo was taken from some folk/traditional tune, does anybody know the original?

(And before I get misunderstood, the closing solo rocks and fits perfectly in the song, be it theirs or not.)

"Abgang" my ass... everybody is headbanging!!

What really impresses me is that this game still looks awesome both in gameplay and story-wise after so many years.

1:15-1:25: Yeahhhhh

This has to be the MANLIEST theme of the whole game.

Also, best fucking part of the game, infiltrating and blowing shit up. I used to keep a savegame for this point.

The beasts call him BWRRATHA!!

@Polydeykis

Χωρίς πλάκα ε; :o Αυτά είναι!

Είχα τσεκάρει εδώ και κατι μήνες το "Battle of Thermopylae...", έσκισε.;)

Appunto, quella che era in italiano!

Andava piu' o meno cosi':

"Undici ragazzi con un unico sogno,

con la squadra vincere la coppa del mondo..."

e il ritornello diceva piu' o meno:

"Superboys! Sull'erba dello stadio,

Superboys! Lo dice anche la radio!"

Oltre al testo che ricordo non ho potuto...

Listening to this is like watching it all happen in front of you. Really.

Praise Falconer!!!

127 people weren't kings in the land of the blind.

The clip doesn't make any sense, but the Sisters makes it awesome anyway.