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Press 3 repeatedly for hot turtle action.

Chuck Norris is so badass that he's a hunter that uses melee. And wins.

@MasterRegal I dare you to think up a NON bisexual threesome.

I want 1:23 on a loop.

Why are you hanging out the side of the forklift the entire time? Just sit in your freaking seat!

All five+ hours completed!

MYAH!

@IIprotecttheinnocent The world hasn't SEEN democracy yet. It HAS seen Theocracy, however, and it is far worse. It destroys the people and dilutes the Faith. It makes all people into puppet believers that only parrot the Faith.

One man was once interrogated and asked, "Do you believe in God?"...

You know what he means?

What have we learned? Canadians are half-Australian, half-Wisconsin Mounties in dress uniform and Dr Horrible's gloves.

@GamerEnterprise Thanks. Best laugh of the day.

@KazziKolorZz The pineapple involved Math. Unrealistic fantasies are all well and good, but misrepresenting Fibonacci!? Them's fightin' numbers!

@Rob7194 We've got Steven Harper. You may want to rethink until, say, 2015. On the other hand, if Ron Paul wins, I might consider a US work visa.

@KorruptedCell Yes, but they're cheating! Everyone knows marijuana is a drug enhancement that can help you on track and field to come last in a team of 8 million other runners who are all dead.

Simple logic: If you take something of value and put it up for sale, someone will buy it.

Campaign donations. Lobbying. The Federal Reserve. The US gov't and economy has had a "For Sale" sign on it for nearly a hundred years. You're a fool if you think that by now it HASN'T been bought & pa...

The people in the first couple rows would go on to father everyone who posts on /b/.

O.O

I want to find this girl and offend her.

@oxfordpictionary I've heard a number of them. But then, I know some pretty fabulous women.

Yeah, doing sexualised dance moves with a woman in your arms is SOO homosexual!

Anyway! Before the music started, the two of you started moving slightly to the music, and it was really disruptive to the effect. It would be like in the silence before a symphony started if the oboe player was qu...

@heber17641 From what I can tell, U is a straight 'ooo' sound, while Ü is much more pronounced. Push your lips forward into an o shape, kind of like the lol face from 9gag. The difference is subtle, especially in English where there is no Ü sound.

"Don't get me wrong, I'd never say never

'Cause though love can change the weather,

No act of God could pull me away from you.

I'm just a realistic man"

-.-

I missed it the first time, but the dude at 2:40 is awesome!

Matt was almost scary and commanding delivering this line. Now imagine how potent it would have been coming from the 10th.

*shudder*

"You cannae can't afford to touch Allah God.

No no no no.

Na na na na."

They're Scottish Moslims?

That's a penny whistle.

@Nyugintou I've met a number of Dutch people. Most are highly intelligent, but they are ALL this weird.

He should have put a fez on the badger and given it a banana.

The very last "dum day ya" should be replaced by a mighty "FUS RO DAH!"

@TheWilliamisles You missed a 9.

"Well what country AM I speaking to? Hello?"

Weird Al singing about food while parodying Aerosmith while pretending to be Jack Sparrow? Epic.

Kristen Stewart + Keanu Reeves 4evar! Imagine the sizzling romance!

"Woah!"

"..."

"Woah?"

"I'm so conflicted."

"... woah."

Come on, people! Why fight with the Tea Party!? They were looking for much the same things as you before being co-opted by political lackeys of the 1%!

Quit fighting over what should happen AFTER we throw off the shackles of those that would exploit us and toss us by the wayside and work toget...

Is it wrong that I now want to get a Twitter account JUST so I can hear about Lore's hashbrowns?

Fabulous harmonics!

Listen for the whistling.

WTF Russia!? Japan, you're off the hook.

For now.

OMG! I found it!

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Thumbs up if you found this video because of Tim Minchin.

Oh noes! Please Mr Censor! Protect us from the HORRORS of the vague outlines of the bodies of our own species!

It's a body. We all have one. Get over it.

Seeing a body is not perverted. Making people ashamed of the human form until the slightest hint of it can ONLY be taken as being sexual...