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What in the hell is a Spoony anyway? Is that a suitcase of some kind? ALLAH AKBAR!! *BOOM!!*

Alex Riley is the Domo Kun of the WWE. Tough as an ox and just as graceful. Sean knows how that is. ALLAH AKBAR!! *BOOM!!*

Eric Bischoff is the little boy who proclaimed the emporer being nude instead of wearing flowing robes of fine silk. HE'S THE JESUS GOD!! ALLAH AKBAR!! *BOOM!!*

John Cena:ALLAH AKBAR!! *BOOM!!*

Opposite ends of an eating disorder.

There are too many reasons to not buy the PPV than there are to buy the PPV. Whatever happens to Punk will be a big deal all over the internets, what happens to everyone else will be a blah conversation.

@thedawn090 Cena occasionally plays vulnerable though, only so it can look so triumphant (for the billionth time) when he pulls a win at the ppv. Either way, two botched abortions sit on top of the wwe roster.

How did you like Mr. Anderson's bland "yay" face while being hoisted up in celebration? I'm not sure how this furthers anyone's career. Mr. Anderson doesn't need all of this idiocy surrounding him to be an interesting part of the show.

The only thing that happened on the show was the Evans, ...

I wish you would have played the entire match. I feel like I've just witnessed Rey Eddie and Owen, all in their prime, having a ppv main event.

TNA, I'm begging you. Put these young men on the card as often as they're physically able.

Crush should pay him ten cents for every view.

The audience wasn't singing along? Must have forgotten the words.

When Sam B stomps the floor during a dance; the universe expands another inch.

I just sat through one minute of a five minute video of a moron pretending to be an even bigger moron. Am I the only person who hates himself for being a Conservative because of jack-offs like this guy?

A serious issue deserves a serious perspective. Go play in traffic.

A year later and still no WW3. Do you have a clock or something?

On a side note to all the hot topics on raw these days, there's still this guy named Alberto Del Rio.

I don't see why he'd still work for the company unless they had something planned for him later on. The situation is looking like if Del Rio doesn't win MITB, he'll pout about how he earned a t...

On being sick of CM Punk's promo getting obnoxious praise from smarks.

Was it not a great promo? The way you sounded, it was as if you believe that it was receiving undeserved praise only because its praise was amplified due to being predicated on a mundane world of stupid backstage segments an...

@jorge23799 When you say "Black dudes on grindtime ALL RAP ALIKE!" you're really saying "I have the attention span of a home schooled white third grader from a red state.".

With no beat, Diz just spaz' out as usual and threatens his opponent. When there's rhythm involved, he chokes and sputters out the same shit while the beat throws him off.

Diz is a shit talker, Storm is a rapper.

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John Cena started out as a face like The Rock started out as a face. The fans were like "Great, a grinning spaz who is just basically a carbon copy of Bob Holly.". Then he became an angry white rapper which was cute in that it made him look stupid and incompetent as a character and wrestler. T...

The wwe is torn between pushing the guy who the fans seem to love now (Christian, Punk) and the guy who the fans seemed to love five years ago (Orton, Cena). Then there's the ever present concept of a third party who isn't that popular now (Shaemus) or hasn't been popular since 1997 (HHH) and ye...

Yawn Cena:I WANT PUNK AT MONEY IN THE BANK!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!

Hulk Hogan:LISTEN BROTHER!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!

Randy Orton:People say I look like Lance Storm, while he's infinitely more talented than I am, the one thing he doesn't do that I do quite well is blah blah blah.