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Dylan Saunders: putting the "dumb" back in Dumbledore since 2009. XD

P.S. I like FINDing things!

Every football fan in the world: "Why can't replay technology be used for difficult refereeing decisions?"

Sepp Blatter: "Why would anyone want that? If we did that, well, imagine how much less controversy there would be! Controversy is the whole point of the World Cup! No, nothing doing. We'll s...

I HATE anti-football. I HATE HATE HATE it. "Win? Why would we play to win the WORLD CUP FINAL? We came to stop the other team from scoring, and if we managed to win while we're at it, well that's good too."

Pig Capitalist Portugal 7, North Korea 0. And if you're not down with that, Kim Jong Il, I got two words for ya. SUCK IT!!!!!

2002: South Korean and Japanese fans fill the stadiums and chant and sing all game long. 2006: The German fans fill the stadiums, sing, and wave thousands and thousands of flags all game long. 2010: Everyone blows a horn.

Please, FIFA. Never EVER hold another World Cup in South Africa. EVER. Again.

Even without Ballack, Germany still could have won that World Cup.

That disallowed goal remains a mystery to this day because the referee turned into a clam and refused to explain himself. What he essentially said was "I'm a referee. I don't have to own up to my mistakes." I hope he never officiates another football match again.

Also, I'm beginning to think tha...

I wonder if people in the 50s bitched about color films the same way today's people bitch about 3D films and CGI.

@doremifasolatidomati IKR? Luv 4 famly & cuntry iz th most puthetic and retarded thig evar. OMG The world wood bee so much a better plase if no 1 give a flying funk abowt eech uther, &only card themselves. Help stop the luv, & spred the h8! All U need is h8!

"Were you guys scared? I wasn't scared."

"Taylor, you made me piss my pants!"

Oscars, who needs 'em? So the movies that were made specifically to win Oscars won a bunch of Oscars, big deal. The Harry Potter film series made more money than any other film series in history, including the 24-film 51-year-old James Bond franchise, is universally loved around the world, and in...

@Ellinofrenikos He must be. He's dating her.

The comments on here are (unintentionally) hilarious.

@ThePancakesrock And Edu's goal vs Slovenia? And Dempsey's goal vs Algeria?

@TheExtrem007 I'm American and I'm wondering the same thing. There's a freaking PENALTY KICK on here, but no Rosicky?

@tehshortnoob Friendly matches prove nothing.

@futbolkid1995 I know, right? We get crap for calling it 'soccer,' (a word which was invented by the BRITISH) but Australia doesn't, Canada doesn't. Italy calls it 'calcio' and no one says a peep about them.

@TheWdwwd Confirmation?

You can tell this is fake because Fernando Torres scored.

3:59 - 5:01 Possibly my favorite part in the entire series.

African teams have the best goal celebrations by far.

Mexico always beat Brazil.

Thumbs up if you wanted the guy to ask someone "Do you like bananas?"

@noistable77 Actually, it's a man. I'm dead serious. Look him up.

@robo1945 Indeed, what is soccrer? I know what soccer is - the game where you kick a ball with your foot; y'know, calcio - but I've never heard of soccrer.

This was back when teams had the bollocks to actually score goals in the MLS Cup final. Now it's always 1-1, 0-0, or 1-0 at the end of regulation time.

The rain looks terrible. And I know they can do better than that because they did in FIFA 07. That rain looked pretty real. This rain just looks like a few drippy drops here and there and a soggy field.

I was at this game! In the Sam's Army section no less.