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You should be a stripper. JK, JK! Or am I? Algorithims.

What is the weirdest dream you have ever had? Mine is that the world was taken over by goats! I ended up kicking some goat ass along with my ally, Greg, the Mail-Goat.

I went around school chanting this... Only like three people got it. Those three people ended up getting cupcakes from me. Everyone else thought I was crazy.

Alfred is starting to seem kind of like a pedophile now... At least it's not France.

My English teacher showed up wearing a mullet and then did the Justin Beiber hair flip like six times. My English teacher is a fat, balding guy... It's too bad nobody video tapes it.

If you rode a bacon hawk to Narnia and saw Harry Potter doing a strip show to the song Barbie Girl on the light pole with Itachi teaching a class on Sasuke's ass, keeping in mind that the meaning of life is 42; at one time does Train A reach the station? (Or, what would you do in that situation?)

My phrase is STRIPPERS! That's right, you heard me! STRIPPERS! You know, for my group of friends, the initiation is pole dance. If my friends invited you to hang out with us, but made you pole dance if you wanted to, would you do it? OMG, you should be a pole! Or at least pole dance for us. Did y...

If you rode a bacon hawk to Narnia and saw Harry Potter doing a strip show on the light pole to the song Barbie Girl while Itachi teaches a class on Sasuke's ass, keeping in mind that the meaning of life is 42; at what time does Train A reach the station? Also, what is your reaction/what do you do?

Okay... Tobi is the fucking sexiest sexy beast ever. EVER. That's right, I'm hitting on Tobi! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! Lucky for me, Madara isn't... Hehehe (perverted giggle).

OMFG! LOVE!

Here is my magical question of sexy inquiry... Sasuke, if you rode a bacon hawk to Narnia and saw Harry Potter doing a strip show to the song "Barbie Girl," and Shika skipped by singing a song about how the meaning of life is 42 until he was interupted by Gaara showing him a picture of you totall...

You know... I just took a quiz to see what type of furniture I am. I'm a lamp. I'm dead serious, I'm a lamp. Yeah, I know, that's sexy. And you know what? This lamp doesn't want to be good! Being good is boring. I occasionally run with scissors just to run with scissors.

My perfect date would be chilling at the beach. I know, it's so old, but I love the beach. Either chilling at the beach or going to an amusement park. I love roller coasters. Waterparks work too.

My worst school expierience? Let's think about this. There was my first kiss. First of all, I didn't participate at all because the dude surprised the hell out of me. Then of course there's the fact that it was outside, in front of whatever perv felt like watching. And, the best part? We barely k...

I love the fact that I know who I am. For a long time I didn't; and I was stupid and willing to try anything. But when I finally figured it out, the confidence boost was amazing. I stopped giving a shit about what other people thought and really just became a happier me. Who cares if I scared a ...

OMFG! You should be Cartman from South Park! Or, (gasp!) Chuck Norris! My magical question time! If you strip publically anywhere, where would you do it and why?

We love you too, Shane! Your sooooo nice! And yeah, fuck Fred.

Something tells me you're almost as much of a spaz as me. I wonder what it could be.

Fucking idiot

You know what I do one the weekend? I hang out with that emo guy. It's surprisingly fun.

If you could strip publically anywhere, where would you do it and why? If some random chick with blue hair randomly walked up to you and offered to peirce you where ever you wanted with a heroine needle, and she had really nice boobs, would you let her pierce you, and where? Damn, that was a long...

WTF! Ben and Jerry's is better! They're my bestest friends! If Ben and Jerry got bitten by zombies we would have an epic battle until my other friend Jakey walked out of his house with some Chunky Monkey icecream. Then Ben and Jerry would go ninja on his ass and steal his icecream. Then we would ...

As a matter of fact, I have tried that chapstick. It was okay. How did you kill him with it though? Usually you notice it a lot more... Not that I've done it or anything. Or have I?

I think that if you're going to say shit on a youtube, you shouldn't. Because in twenty years it's going to be some dumb ass legal thing. Nobody is going to be able to run for president, (Thank you Pete Holmes). And it's going to be because of youtube. Which means I'm voting for Nate and Des as p...

I LOVE YOU TOO MAN!

The dentists are plotting to take over the world along with the people that make baby food! Noooo!

This is weirdly good. I don't really know why... It's kind of psychotic.

How could you not get 2 Mil? I'm surprised you haven't gotten like... 8 Mil by now. You are what inspires me and my dumbass friends to be the dumbass people we are!

I usually like those music videos that make you feel like you're going insane; but, weirdly enough, I really enjoyed this. I especially liked that the singer isn't your usual singer stereotype. And that the drummer was barefoot. Not to mention the song was awesome. Do they have t-shirts yet or am...

My favorite was rotton chicken nugget! ROTTON CHICKEN NUGGET- ATTACK!

If physics didn't apply to you for a day, what would you do?