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"Princess Celestia has given us this mission, and we must fail."

...Now THAT's the kind of attitude I'm looking for!

@kirbygirl66

Technically, they use Snape and Dumbledore, and they're dead.

@Jluvvs

And Apple Bloom will have something to do with design, I'm pretty sure. And Skoodaloo will have something athletic.

I wish I could climb a fridge like that!

@cody4600

That was her dad!

Your other videos should have this many views; they're so hilarious!!!

Wait. Don't tell me. Red hair, hand-me-down clothes, and a stupid complexion. You must be a Weasley!

I think that "lion" line may have been a reference to the line "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb..."

The stupid thing is that I can now recite the next few lines without any prompting or aid from the book itself, I'd read it so many times before I realized it was so stupid.

"What a stup...

0:32 Faster than a speeding bullet... Isn't that Superman or something? Anyway, I can't really remember this series being this funny! ...or entertaining.

Hey! This is one of "Stephanie"'s friends from school.... first commenter! WHOO!!! So this is my first time watching this and I can see her picture in the background!

i love this show

@Beerbottles123

No, wait! I didn't say it yet! NOOOOOO!!!!!

What is that thingy in the bottom right-hand corner at 2:22 (after the cake)?

it didn't loop -_-

Kai doesn't even call her Karen... she's just "the daughter."

@SCHWARZEGEIST

I think they said "black," lol

And for another, saving the vineyard is long and complicated, I think. I've never actually done it before, but I've heard from those who have, and they say you befriend Duke, who gives you a special wine, then you befriend the Harvest Sprites(for you, already done) and they see the wine and tell ...

So they leave out the AM in Karen's "I don't like milk" speech, they used the wrong "you're/your" for Karen's dad... did the people who made this give up on grammar, or just for that family? I mean, they pretty much gave up on everything with that family: the wife is beaten. The dad beats her and...

Ha. Eggplants. That's all I think of when you say "Fall."

"Autumn!"

"Eggplants!"

What?

You say "Popcorn Sutton", and I Yahoo! Answers. :)

@Shanoon8backup

Is it the dog trick?

"I'm fine. I'm healthy as an ox. Kind of."

Yup, kinda depends on how healthy the ox is, too, right?

@MemoresofLove Professor Oak is on crack!

@GreatJeca Oh? And what does the Tarantula represent?

You cannot marry the Harvest Goddess on this game, but, however, there is a glitch where you can marry the mayor.

Why is she not open? Check the mailbox!!!

Ha! I caught the "you're" before your wife did! Anyways, love your LP!!!

Maria likes cabbage, which I think is a spring crop.

Later on, your horse becomes really useful because

a) You can ride him!

and b) You can throw stuff at him and it'll ship!

If you befriend the Harvest Sprites, they eventually speak English.

Maria likes bugs, so if you take bugs from the mountain and show them to her, I think that maybe her hearts go up...

The Grandmother only dies if you talk to her on a festival day and then give her the cold shoulder and never talk to her again...

The mailman's name is Harris, by the by.

How is it possible that there are only 304 views and 963 likes? Is everybody not watching this video all the way to the end or something? I'm sure that everyone here can dig into their time to view just 2 minutes and 52 seconds of awesome Joeness. Come on, guys. REPRESENT!