ELMER THE SAFETY PACHIDERM
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2 months ago
Awesome God - Michael W. Smith
Video of pictures of God's amazing creation with 'Awesome God' played in the backround
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2 months ago
Cindy trippin out on salvia
Cindy Tried salvia for the first time. lol.
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
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@55chevyboy Just a reminder that using old bong water for those party enemas is not safe. For more safety tips, see my channel...
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2 months ago
Joseph's salvia trip
A friend of mine tripping salvia.
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
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Hi! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... You might remember me from when you were in primary school.
If you want your friend to have a really good Salvia trip, let him smoke some, & then bring in some people wearing fright masks & flick the room lights on & off. At the same time, take a realistic l...
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2 months ago
Worst Salvia Trip
It was his first time smoking anything and he smoked salvia which is 100% legal.
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
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Hi! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... You might remember me from when you were in primary school.
If you've just smoked some Salvia, & you start seeing frightening little creatures on the floor, for God's sake just grab some lighter fluid & spray it all over the room & then throw a match down. I...
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2 months ago
Kathy on salvia
smoking it up in NC
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
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Hi! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... You might remember me from when you were in primary school.
If you've just smoked some Salvia, it's not a good idea to poke the soft spot on a baby's head. But if you do, & your finger goes through it, for God's sake don't tell anyone.
For more safety tips, ...
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2 months ago
nPizzle Salvia Trip
npizzle goin' cwazzzzyyyyy!!!!!
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... You might remember me from when you were in primary school.
If you've just smoked some Salvia, it's not a good idea to poke the soft spot on a baby's head. But if you do, & your finger goes through it, for God's sake don't tell anyone.
For more safety tips, ...
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2 months ago
chick smokes salvia and trips out haaaard in saskatoon
chick smokes salvia in saskatoon! this chick trips out hard!!!!!!!!
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
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Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that smoking Salvia can spread rabies. For more safety tips, see my channel.
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2 months ago
Girl tripping balls
This video was uploaded from an Android phone.
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... You might remember me from when you were in primary school. Well, the lessons & safety tips change as you get older, so here I am for all you grown-up YouTubers.
Don't poke the soft spot on a baby's head. If you do, & your finger goes through it, for God's s...
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2 months ago
Because I Got High
For all you potheads/wannabe-potheads out there.
Feat. clips from various movies including Battle Royale, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Sid...
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that sharing blunts or bongs can spread rabies. For more safety tips, see my channel.
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2 months ago
How To Spot The Potheads
Jason Falls believes in freedom of expression, but thinks it needs some logical limits. In this edition of Friday's with Falls, Jason explains how ...
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that using old bong water for those party enemas is not safe. For more safety tips, see my channel...
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2 months ago
bag o' weed
family guy bag o weed, comment subcribe, add me as a friend wut ever, i dont care
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that using old bong water for those party enemas is not safe. For more safety tips, see my channel...
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3 months ago
Natural Childbirth Scenes - Part 1, Labor
No pain medication. 27-hour labor. Doula and midwife assisted labor in a birthing center.
Part 2 - Delivery: http://www.youtube.com/watc......
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... You might remember me from when you were in primary school. Well, the lessons & safety tips change as you get older, so here I am for all you grown-up YouTubers.
Don't poke the soft spot on a baby's head. If you do, & your finger goes through it, for God's s...
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3 months ago
Natural Vaginal Childbirth Delivery Video at Home in Water
http://yourbirthcoach.com Video of my second home birth. It was about 6 hours of labor from early beginnings to birth.
This video starts when t...
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
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Hi! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Husbands shouldn't be there in the room when their wife gives birth. Men that are otherwise compassionate are traumatized by the graphic nature of childbirth, finding it hard to reconcile the comforting warmth of the vagina they used to know with the monstro...
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3 months ago
Orgasm During Childbirth
Simply Beautiful and Natural ... just release your fear, don`t think of fear .. think of the beauty of amazing/divine process ...
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
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Hi! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Don't be there in the room when your wife gives birth. Men that are otherwise compassionate are traumatized by the graphic nature of childbirth, finding it hard to reconcile the comforting warmth of the vagina they used to know with the monstrous visceral ap...
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3 months ago
Cypress Hill - Can't Get The Best Of Me
Music video by Cypress Hill performing Can't Get The Best Of Me. (C) 2000 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that sharing blunts or bongs can spread rabies. For more safety tips, see my channel.
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3 months ago
Cypris Hill - I Wanna Get High
Enjoi it ;-)
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that sharing blunts or bongs can spread rabies. For more safety tips, see my channel.
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3 months ago
Top 10 Songs To Get High To
My Favorite songs to smoke to hope you guys like it,
1: 2am-Slightly Stoopid,
2: Bring Down- Stick Figure,
3 Indian thick jawns- Diplo,
4:All ...
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that using old bong water for those party enemas is not safe. For more safety tips, see my channel...
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3 months ago
Cypress Hill - Insane In The Membrane
Cypress HIll Insane In The Membrane ( Black Sunday, 1993 )
Lyrics:
Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese?
Don't you know I'm loco?
To the one on t...
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that sharing blunts or bongs can spread rabies. For more safety tips, see my channel.
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3 months ago
Giant Afghanistan marijuana field
title says it all...
filmed by me while stopping for a break on a patrol in Afghanistan
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that using old bong water for those party enemas is not safe. For more safety tips, see my channel...
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3 months ago
One Drop forward-Take me Ganja
weed for life- Name of the Band One drop Forward. They are from Thessaloniki in Greece. You can find their songs here : http://www.myspace.com/one...
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that there are three types of people in this world - those who can count, & those who can't. For more words of wisdom, see my channel...
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3 months ago
COP OVERDOSE ON WEED
COP OVERDOSE ON WEED HAHAHAHA IDIOTS
ElmerSafetyPachiderm
commented:
Hi kids! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... Just a reminder that smoking marijuana is unsafe. You don't want to overdose, do you? For more safety tips, see my channel.
About ELMER THE SAFETY PACHIDERM
Hi, I'm Elmer the Safety Pachiderm. You might remember me from when you were in primary school. Well, the lessons & safety tips change as you get older, so here I am for all you grown-up YouTubers.
Here's some words of wisdom to start things off:
-Don't bother attending your school reunion if you were home-schooled.
-Don't be there in the room when your wife gives birth. Men that are otherwise compassionate are traumatized by the graphic nature of childbirth, finding it hard to reconcile the comforting warmth of the vagina they used to know with the monstrous visceral apparatus it becomes, however sanitized the hospital surroundings may be.
-It's OK if you want to try marijuana, just don't exhale.
-If you decide to try skydiving, don't be concerned if your parachute doesn't open, because you'll have a backup parachute. They're not as easy to steer, but if you land far away, don't fret, because a truck will come & pick you up. If your backup parachute doesn't open, there's still no need to worry, because the truck will still come to pick you up.
-Don't poke the soft spot on a baby's head. If you do, & your finger goes through it, for God's sake don't tell the baby's mother.
-The next time you kiss someone, you might want to remind yourself that the mouth & the anus are just two ends of the same tube.
-Remember, no matter how bad your ex says your relationship was, she still probably learned something from it, like how to fake an orgasm.
-If you get annoyed because a computer beats you at a game of chess, relax, because the computer will be no match for you when you move on to kick-boxing.
-Verbal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
-Remember, there's three kinds of people in this world... those who can count, & those who can't.
Hi, I'm Elmer the Safety Pachiderm. You might remember me from when you were in primary school. Well, the lessons & safety tips change as you get older, so here I am for all you grown-up YouTubers.
Here's some words of wisdom to start things off:...
Hi! Elmer the Safety Pachiderm here... You might remember me from when you were in primary school. It's actually not safe for 12 year old virgins to allow an imaginary God to impregnate them.