About this user
I am a conundrum wrapped in a riddle and shrouded in an enigma... which is then dipped in the most hardcore anal sex scene you can imagine in any porno. No lubrication, just hard-core ass pounding, straight into your brain, that's how I do it, son! No such thing as brain bleach so you can't erase the things I put in your head, yo!
Age
31
Hometown
Winchestertonfieldville, IA
Country
United States
Occupation
Making a mockery out of everything I see everywhere I go!
Companies
Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans Denim Co.
Schools
Certification from MuffDiver U.
Interests
Public indecencies, masturbation, anal sex with barely legal girls at a church altar, Tai Chi, blasting your mind with the shit that my mind breeds
