Please block me! It's quite flattering!

You see, the thing about me is....I'm better than you, and if you think otherwise that just makes you even more of a bitch.

Now let me tell you some info about me.
1) I'm the SHIT!
2) My word is LAW!
3) I speak nothing but fact.
4) You pray to god; god prays to me.
5) I'm huge in the pants.
6) My shit smells like flowers.
7) I'm better than you will ever be.

Please feel free to leave me comments. I understand if you're scared. I am pretty intimidating.

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