When mop drops this will happen
The average age of the player base will be cut in half, maybe more.
Mid after noon server levels will drop because it's nap time.
Late night raids will drop because it too late for 5 year old's to be awake.
Sales of Panda T shirts will increase.
It will come to light that Dreamworks actually owns Blizzard.
High end quests will start with "Today's special letter is .."
The most used/abused character name will be Doraexplorer.
The price of cookies and milk on AH will sky rocket.
Language filters will include new words like "poopie."
Old players will finally just give up and give their accounts to thier kids.

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